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Hi Dec!
I take on board your point about signing the car tracking petition and then ending up on a government database of the disgruntled. The alternative though is even worse. If we have these car trackers installed, government will know everywhere we go in detail. They will know at what speed we travelled at every point in the journey (speed violation tickets in the post), how long we stayed and when we left again. Along with CCTV cameras, Oyster cards, mobile phone tracking, Credit Card records, ID Cards and computer spyware, Big Brother will have arrived more resolutely than we could ever have imagined.
Add to this the fact that although you and I cannot even GIVE away data details without permission, the DVLA will right now sell the records of you and your car to anyone for £2.50 a time. Government is above the law and 'data protection' has just turned out to be the protection of a state monopoly.
Having had a little experience with politicians over the last couple of years, I have discovered that they accomplish most things with the help of voter apathy. If they run up against strong resistance, they tend to back off albeit for a couple of years each time.
If we don't protest, you can absolutely guarantee that car tracking will be introduced. If we do protest, we can keep staving it off until circumstances change or (heaven forbid) that rarest of creatures comes along - a politician with objectivity and vision.
All the best,
Tim
When
things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are
not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar... and the coffee...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.
He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the
golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar
was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between
the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want
you to recognise that this jar represents your life.
The
golf balls are the important things. Your family, your children, your faith,
your health, your friends, and your favourite passions. Things that if
everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be
full. The pebbles are the other things that matter. Your job, your house, and
your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff.
If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no
room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend
all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the
things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with
your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to
dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix
the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really
matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that
no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of
cups of coffee with a friend."
"Love is when a girl puts on
perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each
other."
Karl - age 5
Visual Laugh? [ Would you like one of these? ]
"Your profession is not what brings home your paycheck.
Your
profession is what you were put on earth to do with such passion and such
intensity that it becomes spiritual in calling." Vincent Van Gogh
Facts
about my band? [I
get lots of emails telling me stuff I didn't know]
I get at least one Email a week telling me a little fact that I did not know pr had forgotten about my band ..... this one amused me .... a guy writing a bhook on 60's band wanted to clarify some numbers sold facts:
"The only thing worse than not having sight is not having vision." Helen Keller Success Stories [ members on the verge of huge success? One has landed a major TV advert for Pantene V]Dec,
I know. I should have mentioned that I have confined my list to your top ten biggest sellers. Clearly you have eight more but I wouldn't necessarily expect you to know the figures for all eighteen. As a matter of polite interest, anything selling over 100,000 copies in this country is very, very good. During the sixties, the number of artists who had anything approaching ten discs selling 100,000+ copies in the UK was minimal.
All the best,
J*** K.
Hi Dec
Your emails are always inspiring and entertaining.
Kind regards
Peter
Another:
Hi Dec,
I bought "57 Secrets" a while ago and have been reading it slowly and adopting its recommendations in my home studio production. Last week I played my wife a love song I wrote (about an ex) a long time ago and have rewritten and produced with your help. She burst into tears (not the response I had hoped for :-) and said she couldn't believe that such a beatutiful thing could be made at home (she hated that song and usually hates any slow songs). Better still, the toon was stuck in her head two days later!
I'll be sending you a few "demos" for consultation in the near future and getting more involved with your Guild.
Thanks for the advice.
Cheers, Huge ... http://www.huge.id.au
"Ancient scripture says... Without a vision the people perish!"
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Charts:
UK [Shop bought + official downloads]
1) Kaiser Chiefs ... Ruby ... (B Unique/ Polydor) ... www.kaiserchiefs.co.uk
2)
Mika ... Grace Kelly
... (Casablanca/island) ... http://www.mikasounds.com/
3) Kelis Ft Cee Lo
... Lil Star ... (Virgin)
... http://www.kelis.co.uk
Download
Chart [now the
most important chart in the UK]
1 ) Mika ... Grace Kelly ... (Universal Music)
2) Kaiser Chiefs ... Ruby ... (B Unique/ Polydor) ... www.kaiserchiefs.co.uk
3)
Just Jack ... Starz In Their Eyes
... (Universal Music)
Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
My Reply:Hi Dec,
For a long time now you have been an inspiration to me and kept me on my
feet when my enthusiasm has flagged. My drive has always been running
at full pelt and drive without enthusiasm can be a dangerous combination of emotions.What can be done about writers block, (or should I say composers block?). Is it
something you've ever suffered with? How do you get though it?You probably know by now that I am a very driven person but with that
sometimes comes a bit of worry. I am my own worse critic and sometimes
the mind gets a little cluttered.Any advice you can give will be greatly appreciated.
Kind regards
G*** ( NET0892030W )
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Make it a Great Week ......
Hi G***The real problem you have is not 'writers block' ......
The problem you have, I would feel, is that you cannot seem to move forward. This is a huge problem with anyone who has not had massive success yet.
The guys in the Guild who have success have no problem in churning out start points ..... Maybe 300 a year ... Then having the sense to know which ones to work on ... Say 30 in a year .... Then having the sense to only spend the real time on the serious contenders for 'dosh making'. This is usually 5 in a year ....
By that time they will have made absolutely sure that they are heading towards dosh making tracks .... Finish 5.... Make dosh from 3 ... Serious dosh from one! We have the 'Demo Consultation Service' ... so it is simple to know the tracks that are worth working on: www.makehits.co.uk/demo.htm
I feel that you may be just plodding along making music the way you want to make it instead of concentrating on making music that will make dosh ... In other words music that folk will buy.
It is essential to 'know' your craft ... To know what is current in the chart and know the direction music is going ... So that you can be making music that is 6 months - one year in the future.
For instance, rock music has changed dramatically in the past year .... Muse have taken it all to a new level ['Knights of Sydonia'?] ..... Kasabian also have moved forward at a rate of knots. Mika has taken the rock/Queen idea and pushed it miles inot the future.
The James Blunt thing has now been updated and James Morrison plus David Gray have injected new life into what was a old format.
The girls like Lily Allen are experimenting with novelty lyrics and simple real life talking ... Great stuff. The new 'Alfie' is the stuff of creative genius. What is called a 'quirky' hit [see '57 Secrets of a Hit Record' www.makehits.co.uk/57Secrets.htm ]
So, perhaps Gary, you have gone as far as you can go with your style which you have probably had for yonks .... Take my advice and blast into the future .... Grab some great new Sample CD's ..... Guy came around yesterday, having taken my advice re. noise samples ....Wow!
Regards
DEC [Cluskey]
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-----Original Message-----
From: Gary [mailto:garyrocks@tiscali.co.uk]
Sent: 19 February 2007 17:28
To: dec cluskey
Subject: The dreaded block!
Dec
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