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"Ever noticed that 'What the hell!' is always the right decision?" - Marilyn Monroe

MENU:

  •  '57 Secrets of a Hit Record' proved right again? [now  go check it on your 'Analysis software' ?] 
  • See how far ahead of British Showbiz the USA scene has gone? [Just a cheesy USA TV talent show?]
  • Car Tax will hit Show Biz in the UK hard [the feedback has been huge, and intelligent]
  • Good  Philosophy lesson.  This is excellent advice ]
  • Good Visual Laugh?  [ This is an incredible video ]
  • Facts about my band?  [I get lots of emails telling me stuff I didn't know]
  • Success Stories [ so many this week ]
  • Charts   
  • Subscriber's Section  [  writer's block question? ]
  • The Gags  [ WATER & WINE EDUCATION! ]
 
 '57 Secrets of a Hit Record' proved right again? [now  go check it on your 'Analysis software' ?] 
 
You will  know, if you have bought '57 Secrets of a Hit Record' that one of the secrets is to have a girl's name in the title ... well guess what?  Kaiser Chiefs' first Number One has just topped the chart in the UK ... and the title?  'Ruby' 
 
All the guys who have bought '57 Secrets' will, no doubt be checking this hit on the 'Analysis Software' which is included with the book ... it lets you check each of the 57 Secrets against your own track or, say, a current hit track - just for fun ..... enter the points that the track scores for each 'Secret' and the software will tell you, in no uncertain terms, whether you have a hit or not ..... 'Ruby' comes out as a complete and utter smash hit ... and so it should ... it is amazing!  By the way, my band has had the most number of Top Forty hits with girls names [7 in total]
 
" 'Data protection' has just turned out to be the protection of a state monopoly." Tim Duce 
 
See how far ahead of British Showbiz the USA scene has gone? [Just a cheesy USA TV talent show?]
 
Being Irish and having looked to the USA rather than the UK all my recording career and realised how far ahead the scene is consistently over there ... I want you to look at this clip from a USA talent show. [now don't get upset with me or annoyed for saying that]  I always advise guys to look out for American Awards each year to witness how the music industry is progressing and what has to be done to further any career in the UK ..... this kid is 11 [yes eleven] years old!
 
Just look at this and weep:  http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/48046/
 
Car Tax will hit Show Biz in the UK hard [the feedback has been huge, and inteligent]
 

Hi Dec!

I take on board your point about signing the car tracking petition and then ending up on a government database of the disgruntled. The alternative though is even worse. If we have these car trackers installed, government will know everywhere we go in detail. They will know at what speed we travelled at every point in the journey (speed violation tickets in the post), how long we stayed and when we left again. Along with CCTV cameras, Oyster cards, mobile phone tracking, Credit Card records, ID Cards and computer spyware, Big Brother will have arrived more resolutely than we could ever have imagined.

Add to this the fact that although you and I cannot even GIVE away data details without permission, the DVLA will right now sell the records of you and your car to anyone for £2.50 a time. Government is above the law and 'data protection' has just turned out to be the protection of a state monopoly.

Having had a little experience with politicians over the last couple of years, I have discovered that they accomplish most things with the help of voter apathy. If they run up against strong resistance, they tend to back off albeit for a couple of years each time.

If we don't protest, you can absolutely guarantee that car tracking will be introduced. If we do protest, we can keep staving it off until circumstances change or (heaven forbid) that rarest of creatures comes along - a politician with objectivity and vision.

All the best,

Tim

   "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
 
Chrissy - age 6

Good  Philosophy lesson.  [ This is excellent advice ]

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar... and the coffee...
 
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
 
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
 
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.
 
He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
 
They agreed it was.
 
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.  Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."
 
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
 
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognise that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things. Your family, your children, your faith, your health, your friends, and your favourite passions. Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter. Your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff.
 
If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
 
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
 
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
 
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."      

 
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

Karl - age 5

Visual Laugh?  [  Would you like one of these? ]

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 "Your profession is not what brings home your paycheck.

Your profession is what you were put on earth to do with such passion and such intensity that it becomes spiritual in calling."  Vincent Van Gogh


Facts about my band?  [I get lots of emails telling me stuff I didn't know]

I get at least one Email a week telling me a little fact that I did not know pr had forgotten about my band ..... this one amused me .... a guy writing a bhook on 60's band wanted to clarify some numbers sold facts:

Dec,

I know. I should have mentioned that I have confined my list to your top ten biggest sellers. Clearly you have eight more but I wouldn't necessarily expect you to know the figures for all eighteen. As a matter of polite interest, anything selling over 100,000 copies in this country is very, very good. During the sixties, the number of artists who had anything approaching ten discs selling 100,000+ copies in the UK was minimal.

All the best,

J*** K.

"The only thing worse than not having sight is not having vision."  Helen Keller

Success Stories  [ members on the verge of huge success?  One has landed a major TV advert for Pantene V]

Go to www.makehits.com/testimonials.htm also www.makehits.co.uk/applause.htm for stories that will amaze you and fill you full of hope for YOUR future.]

 Hi Dec

 Your emails are always inspiring and entertaining.  

 Kind regards

Peter

Another:

Hi Dec,

I bought "57 Secrets" a while ago and have been reading it slowly and adopting its recommendations in my home studio production.  Last week I played my wife a love song I wrote (about an ex) a long time ago and have rewritten and produced with your help. She burst into tears (not the response I had hoped for  :-) and said she couldn't believe that such a beatutiful  thing could be made at home (she hated that song and usually hates any slow songs). Better still, the toon was stuck in her head two days later!

I'll be sending you a few "demos" for consultation in the near future and getting more involved with your Guild.

Thanks for the advice.

Cheers,   Huge  ... http://www.huge.id.au 
 

"Ancient scripture says... Without a vision the people perish!"

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Charts:

USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]
 
(1)   Justin Timberlake .... What Goes Around...Comes Around .... Jive   |  DIGITAL   |  Zomba 
(2)   Ludacris Featuring Mary J. Blige ... Runaway Love  .... DTP/Def Jam   |  DIGITAL   |  IDJMG

(3 
Nelly Furtado ... Say It Right ... Mosley   |  DIGITAL   |  Geffen

U[Shop bought + official downloads] 

1) Kaiser Chiefs  ... Ruby  ... (B Unique/ Polydor)  ... www.kaiserchiefs.co.uk 

2) Mika ... Grace Kelly ... (Casablanca/island) ... http://www.mikasounds.com/
 
3) Kelis Ft Cee Lo ... Lil Star ... (Virgin) ... http://www.kelis.co.uk
 
Download Chart  [now the most important chart in the UK]  

1 ) Mika ... Grace Kelly ... (Universal Music) 

2) Kaiser Chiefs  ... Ruby  ... (B Unique/ Polydor)  ... www.kaiserchiefs.co.uk 

3) Just Jack ... Starz In Their Eyes ... (Universal Music) 
 
 

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."


Subscriber's Section [  writer's block question? ]

Hi Dec,

For a long time now you have been an inspiration to me and kept me on my
feet when my enthusiasm has flagged.   My drive has always been running
at full pelt and drive without enthusiasm can be a dangerous combination of emotions.

What can be done about writers block,  (or should I say composers block?).   Is it
something you've ever suffered with?   How do you get though it?

You probably know by now that I am a very driven person but with that
sometimes comes a bit of worry.   I am my own worse critic and sometimes
the mind gets a little cluttered.

Any advice you can give will be greatly appreciated.

Kind regards

G*** ( NET0892030W )

 My Reply: 

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Hi G***

The real problem you have is not 'writers block' ......

The problem you have, I would feel, is that you cannot seem to move forward.  This is a huge problem with anyone who has not had massive success yet.

The guys in the Guild who have success have no problem in churning out start points ..... Maybe 300 a year ... Then having the sense to know which ones to work on ... Say 30 in a year .... Then having the sense to only spend the real time on the serious contenders for 'dosh making'.  This is usually 5 in a year ....

By that time they will have made absolutely sure that they are heading towards dosh making tracks .... Finish 5.... Make dosh from 3 ... Serious dosh from one!   We have the 'Demo Consultation Service' ... so it is simple to know the tracks that are worth working on: www.makehits.co.uk/demo.htm  

I feel that you may be just plodding along making music the way you want to make it instead of concentrating on making music that will make  dosh ... In other words music that folk will buy.

It is essential to 'know' your craft ... To know what is current in the chart and know the direction music is going ... So that you can be making music that is 6 months - one year in the future.

For instance, rock music has changed dramatically in the past year .... Muse have taken it all to a new level  ['Knights of Sydonia'?] ..... Kasabian also have moved forward at a rate of knots.   Mika has taken the rock/Queen idea and pushed it miles inot the future.

The James Blunt thing has now been updated and James Morrison plus David Gray have injected new life into what was a old format.

The girls like Lily Allen are experimenting with novelty lyrics and simple real life talking ... Great stuff.  The new 'Alfie' is the stuff of creative genius.   What is called a 'quirky' hit [see '57 Secrets of a Hit Record' www.makehits.co.uk/57Secrets.htm

So, perhaps Gary, you have gone as far as you can go with your style which you have probably had for yonks .... Take my advice and blast into the future .... Grab some great new Sample CD's ..... Guy came around yesterday, having taken my advice re. noise samples ....Wow!

Regards

DEC [Cluskey]
mailto:dec@makehits.com

You don't know whether you music is getting better unless you have regular demo consultations with Dec - the one the Pro's use: UK 01323.728005 [+44.1323.728005] http://www.makehits.co.uk/demo.htm

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary [mailto:garyrocks@tiscali.co.uk]
Sent: 19 February 2007 17:28
To: dec cluskey
Subject: The dreaded block!

 Make it a Great Week  ...... 

Dec 

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The gags: .....    from  Willie  [ WATER & WINE EDUCATION! ]


It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces.  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting.


Conclusion Reached


It is better to drink wine and talk sh*it .. than to drink water and be full of sh*it.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.  I am doing it as a public service. 
 


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