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'One Minute With Dec'  

"My Emails Are Written With Good Humour And Should Be Read With A Smile"

[-The views of any contributor to 'One Minute with Dec' are not necessarily the views of Dec Cluskey-]  

  

 "There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up."

 john andrew holmes

MENU:

 
At Last We Are Sorted
 
 First of all, thank you to all the long time 'One Minute' folk for persevering with the changes we have been implementing in the past six months.
 
We are the victims of our own success.  The database got too big and unwieldy to handle in-house so we had to find an outside system to administer it and send the weekly 'One Minute With Dec'.
 
A word of warning, and a lesson to learn
 
 Be careful who you outsource your business to.  Research them first and get good testimonials...better still only use a Company who comes highly recommended from a good friend.  We did none of these...oh yes, the company was recommended in an Internet Business Ezine we subscribe to....WRONG! 
 
The problem with dealing with an Internet based company is that it could be a tiny operation working from a lap top on a kitchen table...you just would not know!  Now I know that can work in YOUR favour if you are bootstrapping a new business [starting from scratch with little finance]....but when it is the other way around you can have mighty problems.  We did!  We were constantly seeking help for faults in their systems.  The regularity of 'One Minute With Dec' went out the window!  We could not rely on their systems......so......
 
Always use a reputable, reliable Internet Company.
 
At last we bit the bullet, spent a lot of money and bought an entire automated system to use in-house.  Now, everything is back in-house...we have control and all the systems are automated.  Of course, I still refuse to use auto responders whenever anyone gets in touch with me direct...you will always get a personal answer to any question if you are a Member of The Serious Writers Guild...and if you are not, then you get ONE answer to ONE question....that's fair is it not?
 
By the way, to join The Serious Writers Guild and have me [and the team] available to answer any question and give that instant help simply go to
https://secure.mistral.co.uk/makehits/swgappsecure.htm .  You are then part of an elite bunch of highly successful songwriters and music makers.
 
Vicci Esselle at it again!
 
Our own managing director, Vicci Esselle has had a bumper week...loads of dosh!  She appeared at the celebrations at Trinity College, Oxford to mark the College's beginning in 1555.  This year is 2005, so what anniversary is it?  450th ... Wow!  She had 'Supergrass' supporting her ... tomorrow they support Coldplay ... so she is in some hot company.
 
Check out new Q & A's at www.makehits.co.uk/qanda21.htm
 
Final weeks run up to Monday 11th July
 
The temperature is rising in Eastbourne.  I am now in the final stages of producing the mega Benefit: "A Gala Evening in the Presence of Jeremy Beadle MBE" at The Congress Theatre here in Eastbourne.  Ticket sales are amazing - so if you haven't got yours...just call 01323.412000.  It will be a phenomenal night.  I have to jump in my car to meet Vince Hill in a minute...he is drawing the raffle prizes at our Fun Day in Eastbourne today....I have just called the venue...there are thousands waiting.  All for our 'Lark in the Park Charitable Trust'. 
 
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Whew!  Now back in my studio ... had a good laugh with Vince .... A very old friend from way back.  I had the idea to record 'Eidelweiss' from The Sound Of Music all those years ago.  I just could not convince Dick Rowe, the head of Decca Records [our recording company then].  I even went to a shop and bought the sheet music and we rehearsed it for our show.  That was unheard of...normally we would simply get the sheet music from the Publisher for free.
 
A month later ... guess what?  Vince Hill, who Dick was also handling, recorded and released Eidelweiss ... and took it to Number One ... a monster Million seller ...Was I miffed?  What do you think?  If you ever dream of an idea to record an 'oldie' or a 'cover'...do it quick and don't tell anyone ... that is straight from the horse's mouth.  "I was that soldier".

Vince Hill and Dec enjoy themselves doing their 'thing' for charity!

 
How can you help?
 
Simply by buying a ticket and coming along. ... you get to meet me!!!!!!!  Now isn't that exciting?  Seriously, if you follow what I always say about giving to a 'worthwhile charity' and not the mainstream charities that seem to swallow the most of the money in administration charges, then this 'Lark in the Park Charitable Trust' is perfect.  100% goes to help the Special Needs Children in Eastbourne.
 
 We have Joe Brown and the Bruvvers...Rick Wakeman [need I say more?] just returned from South America and Cuba....Bruce Welch [The Shadows].  I get to fulfil another life goal...to play 'Apache' as lead guitar with the man himself...awesome!
 
Of course Con and I will be on hand as The Bachelors.
 
Theatre Details:
 
Congress Theatre 01323.412000.  7.30pm Monday 11th July.  Brochure space can also be obtained [better be quick, we go to press this week]  Simply call 01323.728005 or Email me for availability.  Fender, Marshall Amplification, John Hornby Skewes, Bonners and many more are on board.
 
Be very aware:
 
Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are:
 
I love you, Sorry and Help Me - 
 
Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?

 
"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said."
peter f. drucker
I came across this good music advice
 
Nashville Recording Tips
 
   1. Before you do anything, contact a reputable producer who knows the music business. [Hallelujah...someone else says it besides me?]
 
   2. Being a star is not cheap, so expect to invest resources in your career - time and finances.  You invest time and finances becoming an architect, a plumber, or a nurse (for instance) too. [Again Hallelujah...how much does it cost to be a brain surgeon?  And the music game is more complex]
 
   3. The single most important element in a music session, after your producer, are the songs recorded. [Hallelujah again!]
 
   4. Your producer can get you great original songs that fit you. [but isn't it better to write them yourself?]
 
   5. You can record in Nashville for the same price it costs elsewhere, but you get the A List players who record and tour with the stars.

 
 "There's only one way to succeed in anything, and that is to give it everything"
vince lombardi
 
Help fellow 'One Minuters'?
 
‘Home sweet home’ - The debut album from Kano out Monday June 27
 
Featuring the singles P's and Q's, Typical Me, Remember Me and the future smash Nite Nite produced by The Streets

"With an album so lyrically lucid and sonically exciting, it seems that if anyone can do it, kano can"  9/10 NME

Available at all good music retailers or at www.679recordings.com
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Reality Entertainment is pleased to announce that both iTunes and Yahoo Music will feature the new Chocolate Rockets streaming video,
"Doesn't Matter" from their debut release "Now Listen". The Chocolate Rockets will be playing festivals and halls across Europe supporting
Silbermond on tour throughout 2005 and are coming to America soon! "Now Listen" is available for licensing in the US and other territories. If
you'd like to know more, please don't hesitate to contact me.
 
Matt Clark - Chemical Burn Licensing - a division of Reality Entertainment
m.clark@reality-entertainment.com

sage bit of advice from David re Firewall technology

Dear Dec and Team

Just a note regarding firewire technology, for anyone who is considering getting "all those channels" over a simple firewire cable...

STOP!

It is very tempting to believe that just because an equipment manufacturer boasts 50+ channels of I/O over a firewire cable to believe that when you part with your hard earned cash for that interface, and plug it in, that YOUR system will suddenly become that.

Truth is, it probably won't.

Audio is synchronous.  Any shortfall in performance results in clicks and pops, ruining your hard work.  Worse, you may not detect those nasty digital clicks until far too late in the recording process when they will be uncorrectable.

Thing is, firewire was never designed for synchronous traffic.  So you are asking the wrong job of the interface.  It's great for hard drives, but not audio playback.

PCI based interfaces will outperform firewire.  Choose a PCI based solution over Firewire - at the moment.

Second point.  Due to a problem with SP2 of Windows XP, if you try running firewire 800 without manually replacing files from the earlier version of XP, your bandwidth with QUARTER, not double...  That's a drop from 400Mb/s to 100Mb/s.  Microsoft have acknowledged their error in implementing FW800, but that's not a fix.  You have to copy files from XP SP1 to get back to where you were.

FW800 is not widely used yet, and many manufacturers have yet to fully understand how to put the cards together properly.  Again, they will be fine for hard drives, but NOT for audio interfaces.

This kind of badly built technology is a can of worms that will get you back onto the "studio fix tech support" mindset, and not writing songs.  If you count your time as precious, my advice to anyone thinking about FireWire boxes is to steer clear.

Things will doubtless get better though, as standards evolve.  But that's at least a year to you and me!

with kind regards
David Day - Studio 9 Ltd. UK
dcd@davidcday.co.uk

 
"Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything and everyone you have right now
and then, somehow, got everything back again."
kobi yamada
 
Success Stories:

Go to www.makehits.com/testimonials.htm for stories that will amaze you and fill you full of hope for YOUR future.]

"Off to Hungary as part of the biggest ever UK trade mission into Europe
went to the meeting yesterday to be introduced to Hungarian ambassador and have a chat about objectives etc.
sat down and was instantly joined by the 2 best dressed women in the room so guess I made an impression:-)
anyway cheers again for everything -

You are such an inspiration at times even when I don't really want to listen :-)

Ian Warrener"

 

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Charts:

USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]

(1) We Belong Together, Mariah Carey

(2) Hollaback Girl, Gwen Stefani

(3) Just a Lil Bit, 50 Cent

UK

1)   Tupac Ft Elton John - 'Ghetto Gospel'

2 Crazy Frog - 'Axel F'

3 James Blunt - 'You're Beautiful'


 
UK Download Chart  [now the most important chart in the UK]

(1James Blunt ... You're Beautiful
 
 
(2Audio Bullys Ft N Sinatra ... Shot You Down
 

(32Pac ... Ghetto Gospel
 
 
"For every person willing to teach there are 30 who don't want to learn much"
 
Chart Comment:

Amazing how 2 Pac is spelled so different on each mention ... and Elton hardly gets a mention in the success of that chart entry.  Sort of repeats my warning above recording 'covers' in a hurry?

James Blunt?  His stuff is a little too underproduced for me...but the album is good.  The chart hit is probably the best produced on the album.

However the top of the chart has an interesting and decidedly unusual look to it this week. This could be an aberration, a genuine one-off thanks to some strange circumstances - or it could be the first signs of a growing new trend. I'll tell you which in about five years time.
 
Album to buy?  Get the Gwen Stefani 'Love, Angel, Music, Baby' ... stunning!

Subscriber's Section:

Here is a very interesting and pertinent question [my, that's a big word?]

Hi Dec - I am looking forward to my second mailing of the course I read the first several times on the day it came so as not to miss anything, and it really is helpful and eye opening.

Have you got any advice for someone who wants to do free work experience with a record company on how to approach them to request this? Do you ever offer that yourself to young people?  Best Wishes S******
 

My Reply:

S******

Interesting question.  I know a few guys who have actually pulled it off.

The most important part is knowing what to write and who to write your letter to.

In the 'How To Make A $Million From Your Music' program I give great ideas on letter writing, simply because a letter works, every time.

It is important to identify the Company/studio you want to work with.  For instance it is no good offering your services to a Christian Studio [such as ICC] if you are a devout Muslim.  Or an extreme Indie Company where everyone is stoned all day long, if you are a convent educated girl...see what I mean?

So, research the Company you want to be with and then construct an exciting letter telling them how much they will benefit from having YOU on board.

In business this is called: "what are you going to bring to the table?"

You could offer your services for two weeks for free....and tell them that if they like you, and more to the point, if you like them, then you can negotiate a salary [again I explain all about negotiation in 'How To Make A $Million']

As regards getting hands on experience in a recording studio....this is hard to get.  The reason is that most studios are owner driven.  In other words, 90% of the work is done by one guy in front of a computer and mixing desk.  Quite frankly, novices get in the way.  This is why it is so important for you to be able to 'offer' something that they will benefit by...even if it is the fact you make the greatest Cappuccino in the world....or you bring in home baked cookies each day...or you have an exceptional back vocals voice with sensational ideas.

It is all about being able to write that sensational exciting letter to get a 'meet' and then stunning them with your talking abilities whilst offering them an offer they can't refuse.

Simple?

PS: I never offer work experience, for all the reasons above....a novice would simply annoy me to death and get under my feet.

PPS: S******, just remember that there are 50,000 semi illiterate twits trying to get work experience in studios.  You have to prove your value right from the first word you write in your letter.

 Regards

DEC [Cluskey]
mailto:dec@makehits.co.uk

sure that there is massive vocal arrangement [much more than the original] and lots of noise samples and filter sweeping.  Those effects will definitely ensure that your

 

"You must change in order to survive"

pearl bailey

Regards

Dec 

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The gags:  [a little rude...but Hey!]

The Healing Evangelist        

Grandma and Grandpa were watching a religious healing program on TV.

The Evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed, to put one hand on the TV and the other on the body part they wanted healed.   
   
Grandma hobbled to the TV and put one hand on the TV and other on her arthritic hip. Grandpa made his way to the set and put one hand the TV and other on his crotch.
   
Grandma looked at him with disgust, "You just don't understand you old coot . . . the purpose of this program is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."


 

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