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"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. "
Dear Stone Cat Fans,
We'll be at SHARKY'S / Collinsville, IL in the USA
in exactly a week from now...... will you
be there???
I hope so. We're counting on you!
October 27th....mark it on you calendar! Then on the 28th in Sprinfield, IL @ Marly's
Sharky's and Marly's are always a BLAST!!!!
Stone Cat,
www.stonecatband.com" Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, andhe will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.
But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief."
Go to www.makehits.com/testimonials.htm also www.makehits.co.uk/applause.htm for stories that will amaze you and fill you full of hope for YOUR future.]
"The Christmas song I very first emailed you about has been selected for inclusion in an educational book and CD for release in America for release in 2006 on a licensing deal that still allows me to put the song with other artistes. ( I know you hate Xmas songs )
Another one of my songs has been short listed for a promotional video by a recording artist and there is a possibility of another track going on his album I am just sending him the backing only so he can do a test vocal on the song.
Kevin Wrann"
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."=====================
Charts:
USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]
(1) Gold Digger, Kanye West Featuring Jamie Foxx [Roc-A-Fella/Def Jam]
(2) Run It! Chris Brown [Jive]
(3) Photograph, Nickelback [Roadrunner]
UK
1) Artic Monkeys - 'I Bet Your Look Good On The Dance Floor'
For once the normal chart was ahead of the download chart....yep, the download is exactly as the normal was last week.
For the first time in a long time you average casual observer will glance at the very top of the singles chart and have a genuine "who the hell are they?" moment. For the first time in a long time we have a genuine shock, in your face, in from nowhere record sitting pretty at the very top of the singles chart. True, nobody had really heard of the Pussycat Dolls before they hit the top last month but it had at least picked up some mainstream coverage before its release. No, this week is different.
The Arctic
Monkeys are perhaps the first ever example of a group shot to stardom thanks to
little more than internet word of mouth. Alex, Jamie, Andy and Matt hail from
Sheffield and made their first record earlier this year - a limited edition EP
entitled 'Five Minutes With The Arctic Monkeys'.
"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the
same night."
Subscriber's Section:
Mic. advice needed.
Hi Dec
Which Mic. should I use for live gigs.?
Is there any internet info or lesson on how to sing into a microphone.
I'm finally getting more respect for the singing part of entertaining ( i
play acoustic guitar and sing ).
I've often heard that a microphone should be played like an instrument. >
J*** in Holland .
My Reply:
J***
There is very little to learn about microphones and microphone technique.
The answer to all your questions is 'practice using the simple correct methods'.
The best live performing microphone at your price is the Industry Standard Shure SM58. Built like a tank, you could not damage it if you tried! Resale value is always good should you ever feel the necessity of wasting money on a mic. that you perceive to be better!!!!
A good rubberised mic. clip is essential ... practically noiseless in operation, placing and removing the mic. This skill is improved with practice. Rubber feet under the stand base are also essential.
Keeping your lips as close to the mic. as possible will both give a warm, full sound [due to proximity effect] and will ensure that the level of volume is constant.
If the PA system is quite large you may get a lot of low end popping and rumble. This is easily corrected by applying the 100Hz cut button on the mic. channel. If there is none, then simple roll off the bottom end on the low frequency rotary until the popping and rumble disappears. You will find that the vocal sound is not affected and possibly will be crisper. Those bottom frequencies are not easily heard in a voice [vocals are generally felt to be between 200Hz and 2,000Hz]
It is essential to set up the mic. properly on the sound desk. This is simple. Press the 'solo' button on the mic. channel and shout you loudest passage of your loudest song. That will register on the LED display [on a decent desk] .... adjust with the input gain.... aim to just peak in the red.
Now place the fader at 0db AND LEAVE IT THERE. The overall volume of the presentation is then adjusted with the main output fader. All the other instruments are then balanced to that vocal level with all the faders at 0db [usually about one inch from the full travel]. The extra inch is called 'head-room' and only used to make fast momentary changes in level. The power amps should be at full.
As regards FX units .... do the same exercise ... shout the loudest passage and adjust the input of the unit to peak just in the red ... then adjust the output to give the level of FX you like. This will ensure that the unit is working at it's theoretically quietest and most efficient. [FX units in live rigs are a notorious source of noise.]
<<<<<<<<a microphone should be played like an instrument>>>>>>>> said an adviser.
I am assuming this advice refers to the dreadful habit of pulling the microphone away from your mouth for the the high and loud notes? A detestable habit...hated by sound engineers and totally unnecessary....frowned upon by visiting producers/A&R men as this brings you over as a 'cabaret singer'
Two things to note about this:
1) A good sound rig or studio rig will always have compressor/limiters in place. These will ensure that the mic. sound is presented at a constant, theoretically correct, level for the desk or recorder. So there is no need to move your lips whatever. When you sing quieter or louder it is the sound timbre that will change and not the volume [in theory]
2) Even if there are no compressor/limiters then half an inch variation from the mic. is all that is needed for quiet and loud bits. That dreadful cabaret habit of pulling the mic. away simply makes the sound disappear altogether unless you are playing to a room holding six people...that way they hear the natural voice sound rather than the P.A.
It is wise to learn to play and sing with a straight mic. stand and not a boom stand.
The visual looks better and also you have no problem in moving the mic. whilst holding the guitar. Otherwise your attempts will look comical ... try it! It is pig easy to convert a boom stand to a straight stand ... learn how .. it's worth it as no sound boy will ever know how. And won't help you [from much experience!]
Beware of singing too far away from the mic. whilst playing guitar as the guitar [acoustic?] will leak into the vocal mic. That is another reason for sticking your lips to the mic.
[Of course, in TV situations you will be best advised to work say 3 inches from the mic. as 'lips on mic.' will give bad visuals for the cameras. But still maintain that precise distance.]
Using the methods above you will:
1)
get the most from the sound system
2) never have distortion on the mic.
3) never get too much guitar rather than vocal
4) protect your voice from over working and preserve a quality 'recording'
voice.
As regards mic. technique.....always be conscious of singing with a recording voice....never be tempted into the 'how high can you sing and how loud can you sing' argument. It is your recording voice that can make the $Millions not the loud high 'live' voice.
Regards
DEC
[Cluskey]
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"Toward the
end of Shabbat Services, the Rabbi asked, "How many of
you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Rabbi
then repeated his question. All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Kohn? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? "
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Kohn, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh,
Mrs. Kohn," said the Rabbi, "would you please come down in
front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and
not have an enemy in the world?"
The
little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
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