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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is
given to us."
John W. Gardner:

Menu

  • My dear friend and business partner is ill [Philip Solomon - the legend] 
  • STOP PRESS [Philip recovers]
  • First Gold Disc ever awarded?  [Guess which year?]
  • Proof of the pudding? [ the vocal performance is little to do with the mic.?] 
  • Success Story  [ my systems work? ]  
  • Subscriber's Section [ How to service a Microphone ] 
  • The gags: .....      [ GIVING UP WINE ? ]

 My dear friend and business partner is ill [Philip Solomon - the legend]

 
 Philip was involved in all of my band's recording career for many years and recently he had a medical problem which resulted in an operation in Belfast, Nr. Ireland.  Thankfully he is on the mend.
 
A friend, knowing he was ill sent me a hilarious true story about Philip and another legend Maurice King ... I mean legends on the business side of the Industry... read on..... Van Morrison before he departed 'Them' and started his solo career.....
 
The Story of Them's Money.
 
They were at No. 1 with "Here Comes The Night"...
They were doing two, three maybe four gigs a night up and down the motorway...
One day an exhausted Them rolled into Phil's office in New Oxford Street stammering, out of breath, apologetic for interrupting Phil...
 
"What ya want?"
"We want s-s-s-s-ome m-m-m-oney, please M-M-M-Mr S-s-s-s-olomon...
"What you want money for?"
"We-we-we worked, M-m-mr S-s-solomon"
 
"Work, work that's your Agent...go see your Agent, I'm your Manager...don't waste my time..."
"S-s-s-so so-o-o-r-y M-m-mr S-s-s-olomon."
 
Off the members of Them trudged from New Oxford Street on foot (holes in their shoes) - they didn't have a penny - the whole length of Oxford Street to the basement offices of their Agent in Stratford Place, near Bond Street (opposite Polydor)...yes Maurice King!
 
They went through the whole procedure again for an even more curt Maurice!
 
"Money, money...what do you want money for..."
"We w-w-w-orked, M.-m-m-mr K-k-k-king."
 
"Work, work, where did you work?" (Pressing the intercom: "Drew, Drew (Harvey)...bring in Them's date-sheet."
 
"We w-w-w-orked l-l-l-ast n-n-n-night in Su-su-sund...Sunderland M-m-mr K-k-king"
 
"Sunderland, Sunderland, you say?" (surrepticiously holding the date-sheet close to his chest) Sunderland you say...you stupid idiots, you were supposed to be in Southampton!!!
Get out!"
 
S-s-s-sorry M-m-m-r K-k-k-ing"
 
It is rumoured that is why Van eventually left...
  

"Excellence is doing ordinary things extraordinarily well." John W. Gardner:

STOP PRESS [Philip recovers]

How thrilled I was to call my dear friend and wife to Philip Solomon, Dorothy, and hear her say: "Do you want to speak to Philip?"...Wow!

After a botched operation, in that, he had to have two further procedures, then MRSA .... then a different strain of MRSA and finally C Dif ... he has come through, conquered all and is at home, after six weeks in hospital.

He sounds quite weak and has shed a lot of  bodyweight but we now have him back.  This guy discovered so many Superstars [including my band] and guided the careers of so many mega music makers.  With calls from all over the world and visits from many to the hospital.  Frank Carson even visited a few times and had the place in an uproar.  Even Brian Sewell, the acclaimed art critic called every day....amazing.

I will be calling on Philip to advise me on quite a monster deal for one of my band's albums.  See.... even I need advice sometimes [grin!] 

"It's a job that's never started that takes the longest
to finish. " John W. Gardner:

First Gold Disc ever awarded?  [Guess which year?] 

RCA Victor sprays gold over Glenn Miller's million-copy-seller Chattanooga Choo Choo, creating the first "gold record." 

The year, believe it or not, was 1942, with World War Two still raging and the Atomic Bomb still not invented. It was also the year that Bing Crosby released 'White Christmas' which, arguably the most successful single ever?

"Whoever I am, or whatever I am doing, some kind of  excellence is within my reach." John W. Gardner:

 

Proof of the pudding? [ the vocal performance is little to do with the mic.?] 

Hi Dec,
 
With regards to from my recent experience that you have got it spot on in placing the choice of mic towards the bottom of your list. The performance is absolutely where it's at!
 

 

Dean Adams 

"True happiness involves the full use of one's power
and talents." John W. Gardner:

Success Story  [ my systems work? ]  

Dec, 

Incidentally I used something straight out of your course notes to put this track together. When I first did it myself, it sound drab and boring... so I took a similar track from the charts and mapped it in pro-tools... kick for kick, snare for snare, hi-hat for hi hat, fill for fill, sample for sample, snare roll for snare roll, bass in, dropping out, for bass in, dropping out etc, etc.
 
Then, when I sat back God knows how many hours later, I sudenly realised I had a record that almost sounded like something I'd hear on the radio... so thank you for that advice too.
 
Will be in touch soon,
 
Best wishes,
 
Andy P  

“In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.” George Lucas, Jr.:

 

 

 Subscriber's Section [ How to service a Microphone ]

 

"Hi Dec,

 
The actual original fault  on my Rode mic. was that it kept cutting out intermittently - so I bought a new lead.   There was also a whooshing noise. 
 
That made no difference, so I called Turnkey to see about getting it servced ages ago - but the company they referred me to quoted something like £100 just to look at it. For a mic that's probably not worth much more than that I then went into an indecision mode, thinking if I've got to spend £100 repairing an old mic, why don't I spend a bit extra and get a new one?
 
I do also have an sm58 but have to boost the input volume so much on my DIGI002 rack unit, that it creates too much noise.
 
As it happens, the Rode just worked fine all weekend but I don't want to rely on that.
 
Who do you use to service your mics?
 
Regards,   A*****
 

My Reply:   

 

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A *****

 
Yes, it is difficult in this throw away age to actually throw something away that looks valuable?
 
As regards servicing, I do know a bit about microphones and realise that there is precious little inside them.  They run cool so there is no long term heat degradation.  Servicing really means stripping the mic. down to it's component parts, cleaning everything thoroughly [usually with pure medicinal alcohol], removing the sponge pop protection and washing thoroughly in warm soapy water.  Leave to dry completely.  Soak the metal grill in warm soapy water, perhaps brush with a soft nailbrush and leave to dry thoroughly.  I find a build up of make-up/lip stick, particularly on stage mics.
 
A wipe over with a good disinfectant is a good move.  Old mics. honk! 
 
Check thoroughly for dry joints .... I have never found one!  Only on SM57's that have been thrashed by drummers.  If there is a problem joint, resolder it with the minimum of solder.  Finally, check the XLR connection for looseness and if possible clean the contacts with alcohol and apply a fine, tiny bit of WD40.  Assemble the parts and test.  Make sure the XLR lead is clicking into place and resists a good tug.  This is a common fault problem on dynamic mics.  Remember the tiny screw that holds the XLR socket is usually reverse threaded.
 
It is normal good practice, in an important session, or live gig, to tape up the XLR connection.  This gives security and also gives colour coding [when you use differing coloured tape .. available in a good Electrical suppliers]
 
If, at the end of a self servicing or a professional servicing, you have an intermittent mic. just throw it away, or sell it to some unsuspecting amateur [did I really say that?] ... explain to him that the cheap price is because it is not 100% reliable ... only 95%.  Perfect for his level of recording expertise.
 

Regards

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The gags: .....      [ GIVING UP WINE ? ]


I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of pounds for some food. 

 

 I got out my purse and took a ten pound note out and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of food?'  'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me. 

 

 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.  'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.' 

 

 'Will you spend this in a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.   'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!' 

 

 'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.   Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' 

 

 The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.' 

 

 I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

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