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20 July 06
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Whew! The heat?
I escaped the heat overseas to come back to the UK for the Summer ... now the UK has it's hottest Summer since 1911.
Not pleasant in the studio ... by the way, the best and quietest air conditioning for a studio is the Mitsubishi set up. It is totally quiet in the studio because the trunking goes to a point far away outside where the main cooling mechanism is. I feel we shall all have to start thinking about that system here in the UK.
I am lucky that I have huge roof windows... and my studio is right at the top of the building.... so ... it is quite cool and it is definitely quiet ... except when the seagulls decide to join in with the back singers. Chill out producers would die for that chorus of seagulls?
Our Skype system is a wow with the members of The Serious Writers Guild [ www.makehits.co.uk/swg.htm ]
We now have Skype, the free Internet phone system, so members are able to talk to me in real time from anywhere in the world for free .... the cool, thing is that Video phoning is also free ... now that is quite a sight ... in this heat I am working in just shorts, so the video picture looks decidedly rude ... I'm glad most of the members are the same [not the ladies!]If you have not got Skype you are simply mad.... it's free and it is now over the initial glitches ... it is as perfect as a land line [plus the video].
I am mixing a track for a client in Italy, so it is
marvelous that he can talk through the project in real time to my studio.Hilarious Reaction to my advice re lip synching last week:
Dec,
> the fact that EVERY filmed music sequence is totally mimed ... without
> exception ...Not quite true.
"At Long Last Love" had its songs sung live.
<http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072665/trivia>
Ian
Tip of the Day
When sending an e-mail to multiple recipients, you can hide their e-mail addresses from each other. This is a sensible anti-spam precaution because it avoids making a long list of e-mail addresses available to all the recipients (which is what happens if you put everyone's address in the To: or CC: fields).
Now I’m not suggesting that your friends are going to spam you. But if you send them something they find interesting, and they forward it to their list, who may have someone who forwards it to their list – you see where I’m going with this.
It also is a major pain if you are forwarding an email you received that shows all the addresses to your list and it includes all the email addresses of the original mailing plus yours. Think about it – all you need is two or three inconsiderate folks doing this and you might have to wade through several hundred email addresses to read a three line joke. I routinely simply delete any messages like this.
Never – Ever – and that is a very long time, should you send email to a list and show the addresses of everyone who it is being sent to. Use BCC – “Blind Carbon Copy” which is available on most email packages both offline as well as online.
Don’t know how to do it you say – take a quick tour of the “Help” information in your email program, or ask a friend – don’t have any friends you say <Grin> - as a last resort, drop me an email and let me know which email package you are using. If I know the answer, I will share it with you.
Bob Osgoodby
"It is said that life begins at 40. Well, on that basis, on July 28th I will be 10 years old!!!!!
Nothing spectacular has been planned to commemorate this milestone (yet).... although a little event is happening the day after.
Paul and Steve aka The Heartsmiths will be performing a selection of popular songs from the the last 50 odd years. So no change there then. One of them could be your all-time favourite song of all time........doubtful but you never know.
For those yet to witness our performances we are an acoustic duo playing good songs in our own particular style (if you can call it style).
DATE: Saturday 29th July TIME: Well kind of, about, approximately, sort of......8.45 kick off. Last orders at the bar at 12.00.
LOCATION: The White Horse, Ditchling, West Sussex.......easy to find. ADMISSION: FREE............thought I'd better get that in.
It would be great to see you and we will do our best to keep you entertained. However, in view of the age thing I might forget a few words, tunes, complete songs even. Additionally, although the set will include a short interval, I still may find it necessary to take one or two additional "comfort" breaks.
See you there - cheers - Paul Hartley mailto:paul@hartsongs.co.uk "
DecYou ARE the BEST. I have been stressing all day over this and your advice is GREAT!!!I will do my Cds in house, I didn't really wanted to do too many just to sell as what you said "If you sell 200, then record companies can double, treble and so on"Krisha=====================
Charts:
USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]
(1) Nelly Furtado Featuring Timbaland .... Promiscuous .... Mosley | Geffen
(2) Gnarls Barkley ... Crazy ... Downtown | Lava
(2) Cassie ... Me & U ..... Next Selection/Bad Boy | Atlantic
UK1)
Lily Allen
.... Smile ... (EMI Music)
2) Shakira
ft Wyclef Jean .... 'Hips don't lie'
2) Rogue Traders .... 'Voodoo Child' Nelly Furtado .... 'Maneater'
Download Chart [now the most important chart in the UK]
1) Shakira .... Hips Don't Lie .... (Sony BMG Music)
2) Lily Allen
.... Smile ... (EMI Music)
3) Christina Aguilera .... Ain't No Other Man .... (Sony BMG Music)
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."
- Ronald Reagan
A question on MCPS licensing.
Hi DecIt's me again, well I have got caught in a little trouble and I really need your your help and advice.I've got my website ready to launch and I have had a major demand for people wanting to buy my CD, so my next move is to make copies of my CD but everywhere I'm going they want a licence from me to say the songs are mine and I looked up MCPS and on there website they are asking for £613 for me to get this licence.1. Does it really cost this much a licence ?2. What Licence do I need to get my CD replicated?I look forward to hearing from you and I do hope all is well and keeping yourself relax.Smile ... K*****
My Reply:
Hello K*****
Regards
DEC [Cluskey]
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Record" ... - 260 pages of the Secrets plus the CDrom Analysis
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Dec
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The gags: ..... After many long months of cold and winter, we are finally into BBQ season therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion:
Routine:
1. The
woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4. THE.....MAN.....PLACES.....THE.....MEAT.....ON.....THE.....GRILL.
More routine:
5. The woman goes inside to organize the
plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
situation.
Important again:
7. THE.....MAN.....TAKES.....THE.....MEAT.....OFF.....THE.....GRILL.....AND ...HANDS....IT.....TO.....THE....WOMAN.
More routine:
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad,
bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most
important of all:
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
women!
Happy BBQ Season everyone
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