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"My Emails Are Written With Good Humour And Should Be Read With A Smile"

[-The views of any contributor to 'One Minute with Dec' are not necessarily the views of Dec Cluskey-]  

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."  George Burns

Beware of Ebay scamsters!
 
You would think that, with all my experience I could not be caught by a scam.
 
I bought a piece of equipment from a 'power seller' on Ebay ... you know the sort....dozens of sales to his name and loads of brilliant comments on his efficiency and honesty.  Twenty emails later I still have not heard from him, save to say sorry for delay and send a money order for Euros. [he is in Germany]
 
So, silly me, I sent the money order .... believing all the wonderful comments for the past buyers form him.  Whoops!
 
He will not return an Email, I cannot get him to reply.   Trust me, he won't get away with it....even if I have to send someone over to Germany [and I will!] 
 
Moral of the story is never, ever to pay by any method other than Pay Pal ....totally safe....guaranteed.
 
Pay Pal and 57 Secrets.
 
It has amazed me how popular Paypal is ... probably for that very reason.  We have a totally secure, extremely expensive system operated for us by Mistral....costs us a fortune...but folk like the 100% security of Pay Pal.  The 'special offer' page for 57 Secrets will be shut down this week, by the way ... then it becomes a regular product through the normal secure pages.  www.makehits.com/57Secrets.htm .  My head has grown to twice it's normal size with the wonderful feedback on the package.
 

The final word on fat:

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or   Canadians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.  It's speaking English that kills you. 


   "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."  Sharon Stone

 
 
Good series to watch.
 

A very dear friend of mine, Kaplan, manages one of the hottest new comedy duos around .... I was with Kappy last night at a wild 'do' in London ... he told me to watch ... so I will ....  11pm [UK time] BBC3

For more info on Berry & Fulcher go to
 
www.bbc.co.uk/snuffbox   a little rude...but very funny.
 
 
 "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."  Robin Williams.
 
Tip of the Day
 
Restarting Applications on your PC 
 
Many applications, such as Outlook, will start in the state in which it was shut down. If you want it to start minimized, close it by minimizing it and then right-clicking its taskbar button and choosing Close.
 
If you want the window to be a certain size the next time you start it,  (full-screen for example), just be sure it is the size you want it before you close.
 
Normally, if it was where you want it, and the size you want it, when you close, it should open the same way the next time you use it.
 
Bob Osgoodby
 
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he
            never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
         Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think
                      Barbara had a sense of humor)
 
The visual laugh
 
 A  quickie this week .... funny and true!
 
http://www.makehits.com/question3.pps 
 
 
 " Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."  Oscar Wilde
 
Success Stories
 
Go to www.makehits.com/testimonials.htm also www.makehits.co.uk/applause.htm for stories that will amaze you and fill you full of hope for YOUR future.]
Hi Dec,
 
congratulations to '57 secrets of a Hit Record' - what a brilliant book, well done.
 
This book is bound to become the 'industry standard'... everyone involved in the music business should have a copy, simple as that.
 
The audio CD contains quality information from true legends in the industry and the CD Rom is the ultimate tool for assessing the hit potential of any record.
 
Combined with your 10 month course it is the ultimate method for success in the music industry - thank you...
 
Best regards
 
Christian Basener
 
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
                   enough blood to run one at a time."
    Robin Williams
 
 
 
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Charts:

USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]

(1)  Beyonce Featuring Slim Thug .... Check On It  ... Columbia 

(2)  James Blunt .... You're Beautiful ....  Custard   |  DIGITAL   |  Atlantic
 RIAA

(3 Nelly Featuring Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp  ... Grillz   ...  Derrty/Fo' Reel  
 

UK

1)  Meck ft Leo Sayer - 'Thunder on my Heart'

2)  Notorious Big/Diddy/Nelly ..... 'Nasty6 Girl'    

3)  Ordinary Boys -  'Boys Will Be Boys'

Download Chart  [now the most important chart in the UK] 

1) Meck Ft Leo Sayer.... Thunder In My Heart Again ....(Universal Music) 
 
2
Ordinary Boys....Boys Will Be Boys....(Warner Music)

3) Corinne Bailey Rae.....Put Your Records On.... (EMI Music)

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin. 

Subscriber's Section:

  Here is a question re direction.

Hi  Dec

I'm a guitar player song writer in a hard rock band. Like all players into my music I almost constantly try for a better sound. I would just like to know your opinion on a few things. 

Do you think distortion pedals are a waste of money, and that you should get distortion from a good tube amp only? I like using distortion pedals - I have a Mesa/Boogie rectifier stack but I only use its clean channel mainly and get distortion from my pedal board going into it.  If I am looking for the best possible sound should I get a really good rack set up and a good pre amp?  If so can you recommend what the preamp should be and what a good rack setup would consist of.Thank you Dec.

M***

P.S. Last summer I sent a demo of an acoustic track I wrote to record companies in Ireland (I live there).  I got a response from a guy who worked in one and said he liked the song but he would have to hear a far better demo quality to get people to take interest in us.  After all what I sent was just a track of vocals and acoustic guitar.  I have now decided to go into the recording studio soon to put together a demo or two or maybe three.  I want the above spoken track to still sound raw yet I want to make a good popular sounding song out of it.  Any tips?

 

My Reply:   

Hi M***

OK... lot of questions....

I tend to approach guitar playing in a totally different and totally professional way to 'wannabe's'. I start from the premise that everything I do makes money...so I have no 'love' for ancient gear/trendy gear/popular gear. I HATE Mesa Boogies. I just love the gear that 'does the business' for the particular track I am working on.

Brian May works in exactly the same way. We tailor a sound for a particular track...it's all to do with the frequencies required and the amount of involvement the guitar has in the track etc. But that is complex stuff that you learn in The Serious Writers Guild.

So - when you talk in generalisations, you are approaching this either from a totally amateur angle...i.e. you just play in one style and want just a decent workable sound or a totally 'rock' band situation where you have one identifiable sound [Slash?]

The 'today' set up that makes money is a Marshall JMP1 rack module [considered ancient but loved by money making session and live guitarists], which gives stereo speaker emulation either to the studio recorder or to the front of house PA. Then I send a separate monitor stereo feed to a Marshall Valvestate rack amp which drives your on-stage stuff.  Usually a wedge speaker that points directly up at your ears away from the public. Or as I do, a Marshall 4X12.

With the wedge set up little of your monitor is heard by the audience. The sound engineer, therefore, has a clear controllable sound to mix with the rest of the band and not an overly loud amp pointing straight at the front row, which is deafening and will definitely not sit right in the mix...an age old problem with guitar players [I used to do that as well].

The JMP1 has a send and return circuit for effects (I use Digitech rack stuff as they are very aggressive, 'over the top' and you certainly know they are on.]

With that set up I can dial up any one of the 30 Marshall amplifier sounds through the years and effect it how I like for the particular track. So you see the way I can either get a constant sound for a complete set - or change the sound totally for each track or part of track by using a midi pedal at my feet, centre stage, with the rack on the side of stage...just the monitor in front of me for my own reference [or the 4X12] and a huge sound out front through the PA.

The Record Company:

As regards the Record Company guy liking your track and asking for a better demo...NO....NO....NO

A Hit toon is a Hit even if you sing it in the shower with no accompaniment....could a bunch of girls sing the chorus in the pub with no music at all? Would they sing it on the coach from the airport to their hotels in Ibiza?

M***, with great respect, you have no clue how a Hit is put together at this moment...you will go in a studio and the studio owner will see the size of your cheque book and extract a nice wodge from you for a few average, no excitement demos which are no better [except for quality] than the stuff you have already produced.....you will just end up asking for more copies to give to your relations.

The bottom line is that you can't get a deal for your music on your own without the knowledge...well I can change that. You can either struggle on as you are going or take the information I give and make a £Million.  If the idea of a £Million is against your principles then do as the Bible says: 'give it away to the needy'.  But making that £Million is an integral part of having the attitude necessary for success.

You will not find this info anywhere on the Net or from any other source...that I guarantee...

It all depends on whether you just want to perform or you want a career in records...then again you may wish to write songs, music.

Dec {Cluskey] mailto:dec@makehits.com

Just released:- "57 Secrets of a Hit Record" ...  - 260 pages of the Secrets plus the CDrom Analysis Software and Audio CD to ensure that your music is a Potential Hit  www.makehits.com/57Secrets.htm or call UK 01323.728005 [+44.1323.728005]

Regards

Dec 

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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey".  

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