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14 Feb 2007
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"You can only get wounded when you care enough to fight!" Gary Eby
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Dear AllThe following is advice on identifying suspicious mail items:Delivered items may be explosive or incendiary (the two most likely kinds), or conceivably chemical, biological or radiological. Anyone receiving a suspicious delivery is unlikely to know which type it is, so procedures should cater for every eventuality. A delivered item will probably have received fairly rough handling in the post and so is unlikely to detonate through being moved, but any attempt at opening it may set it off. Unless delivered by courier, it is unlikely to contain a timing device. Delivered items come in a variety of shapes and sizes; a well-made one will look innocuous but there may be tell-tale signs.Indicators of a suspicious delivered item:* it is unexpected or of unusual origin or from an unfamiliar sender
* there is no return address or the address cannot be verified
* it is poorly or inaccurately addressed, e.g. incorrect title, spelt wrongly, title but no name or addressed to an individual no longer with the company the address has been printed unevenly or in an unusual way the writing is in an unfamiliar or unusual style
* there are unusual postmarks or postage paid marks
* a Jiffy bag, or similar padded envelope, has been used
* it seems unusually heavy for its size. Most letters weigh up to about 30g, whereas most effective letter bombs weigh 50-100g and are 5mm or more thick
* it has more than the appropriate value of stamps for its size and weight
* it is marked 'personal' or 'confidential'
* it is oddly shaped or lopsided
* the envelope flap is stuck down completely (a normal letter usually has an ungummed gap of 35mm at the corners)
* there is a pin-sized hole in the envelope or package wrapping
* there is any unusual smell, including but not restricted to almonds, ammonia or marzipan
* it has greasy or oily stains on the envelope
* there is an additional inner envelope and it is tightly taped or tied (however, in some organisations sensitive material is sent in double envelopes as standard procedure).The recent spate of letters bombs have been sent in A5 padded envelopes and addressed to chief executives or senior managers and not to named individuals.If more advice is forthcoming I will forward it immediately. In the meantime, if you have any questions then please do not hesitate to contact me.If you are in any doubt about a package then contact your local police.
BUT .......
There is a huge underlying point which no one has thought about.
When you click on the Downing Street [UK Government] site to register your complaint re. the tax you are asked for all sorts of personal detail ... they then tell you that they will get in touch with you by email and only then can you register.
This simply means that the Government in one fell swoop gains a massive Email database [well over Million and a half so far] of disgruntled motorists. They have every detail on them! And all done legitimately!
Much like ID cards, this is all about control of the population.
"Outlawing guns makes the job of crooks much safer!"
"The American War of Independence would never have happened if there was gun control in force"
Terri - age 4
Good opportunity for excellent synths and PA equipment [ These are genuine bargains ]My good friend and member of The Serious Writers Guild, Ian Warrener, the genius behind Nightfire P.A.systems is letting a lot of top class equipment go due to relocation of his factory. Almost a garage sale, but all top class stuff ... call him or Email him to get on his list and grab some of the stuff ... again, I say, all top gear!
CALL UK 07814.711339 OR EMAIL iannightfire@pa-direct.co.uk Tell him, Dec sent you.
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my
daddy
and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
Good Visual Laugh? [ This is an incredible video ]
www.makehits.com/best-bird-in-the-world.wmv
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby
- age 7 (Wow!)
Tip
of the Week
[ Disappearing
Buttons on Outlook Express?
]
Have your buttons just ever disappeared? I'm not talking about the buttons on your shirt, but your buttons in Outlook Express, you know the ones that say Create Mail, Reply, Forward, Send/Receive, Delete, etc. You know, the buttons you really need to be able to get through your e-mail each day.
Well, in case those ever happen to disappear on you and you've run out of other options in figuring out how to get them back, here's an easy way to remember. Just right-c lick somewhere in all of the open grey area where your buttons usually sit, and choose Customize. Then under the box that says Current Tool Bars, click on the Reset button, and all of your buttons will come back to you and you can be on your way.
Bob Osgoodby
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
Success Stories [ members on the verge of huge success? One has landed a major TV advert for Pantene V]Hi Dec
Andrew Flintham here i am with you all the way your teachings are the very best and i urge you to keep up the great work i have been in our great business for over 20 years and looked at it from all angles and can quite categorically say that nothing compares to the honesty and truths that you teach serious people about this great music business.
all the very best
AndrewAnother:
Hi Dec,
Thanks for your reply and advice I appreciate it.
My ad is the Pantene pro V shampoo ad. the one where Nicola Clark appears.
btw. I did a vocal performance on it as well.I thought about building a dance track mix of the track...then release it myself! maybe approach it that way
Kind Regards
PaulYet another:
Hi Dec,
Even though I know your email works I thought I would check it out anyway!!!
Only kidding - I know it works and I have had lies written about me and my company already on the internet which I was upset about at first but then I don't mind.
I've got one of my bands showcasing on Friday night in London at the Purple Turtle. I've managed to secure indie labels, booking agents and two of the majors to come down. Not sure if your around and interested in coming to watch them but they are called 10 Reasons To Live from Liverpool.
If you get chance - www.myspace.com/10reasonstolive
Thanks ... Hayley x
[Excellent band, by the way, Hayley ... everyone should check 'em out - Dec]
Yet another:
Dec
Thanks for me getting into the music business.
www.myspace.com/mickeystrangeMickey Strange
[Stunning
productions ...Wow! - Dec]
"My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6
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Charts:
UK [Shop bought + official downloads]
1) Mika
... Grace Kelly ... (Casablanca/island)
... http://www.mikasounds.com/
2) Kaiser Chiefs
... Ruby ... (B Unique/
Polydor) ... www.kaiserchiefs.co.uk
3) Just
Jack ... Starz In Their Eyes
... (Mercury) ... http://www.justjack.co.uk/
Download Chart [now the most important chart in the UK]
1 )
Mika ... Grace Kelly
... (Universal Music)
2) Just Jack
... Starz In Their Eyes ... (Universal
Music)
3) Fall Out Boy ... This Ain't A Scene
It's An Arms Race ... (Mercury) ... http://www.myspace.com/falloutboy
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren
- age 4
Hello again Dec, thanks for your reply ... good stuff! I have to admit, it kind of scared me the first time reading it and I was ready to forget the whole thing. But, I read it over a couple more times and I'm back, with more determination than ever.
As I mentioned previously, I am a country fan. In watching CMT (Canadian Music Television) it would appear that the videos have a much larger impact on the popularity of a song than the actual lyrics and music. What is your opinion! When writing, I try to envision what the video would look like.
What precautions should I look for before sending a demo to someone? Is my typed name, and date enough to secure my lyrics on paper or on cover of CD?
Can you recommend someone in Canada that I can trust to produce a country hit and then promote it to Nashville?My aspirations are not great! I do not see myself up on stage singing or producing my songs for the masses. All I want is to offer my lyrics to a professional and let them take it from there. With out the talent of playing an instrument, I can only sing a very modest version of what I think the tune could be. I do believe that you have produced an excellent learning tool but it seems a bit extensive for what I'm look to do. I am researching a lot of info on writing from the internet. My other concern is location. Even with the internet providing contact, I am more comfortable with the, face to face approach. I like to know they can look me in the eye and hopefully be honest. Call me old fashion ... but that's me.
Will you get back to me? I hope so! Your input is very reinforcing.
F ***
My Reply:
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Make it a Great Week ......
Hi F ***I will make one exception to the above - as you sound so nice.
<<<<<<< videos have a much larger impact on the popularity of a song than the actual lyrics and music. >>>>>>>
In today's music success is gained by 80% visuals and 20% music. As you will read in my writings ... The music is the easy bit! [surprisingly]
<<<<<<<<What precautions should I look for before sending a demo to someone? >>>>>>
The main precaution you should take is to not send it at all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It will simply not be opened. It was tough enough before 9/11 .... Now no one will open an unsolicited package .... We certainly won't. I always have a vision of walking in the office and seeing one of the girls standing there with her hands blown off! Scary.
There is an Industry Standard way of approaching Record companies and Publishing Companies ... All laid out carefully in 'How to Make A $Million From Your Music'.
at https://secure.mistral.co.uk/makehits/swgappsecure.htm<<<<<<<Is my typed name, and date enough to secure my lyrics on paper or on cover of CD? >>>>>>>>
You are probably referring to copyright protection. In most countries, and in law, Copyright is created the first time any music/lyrics are committed to hard copy ... Paper, tape, CD etc. In the States they use a belt and braces system of requiring you to register the copyright with The Library of Congress.
I always advise members to create their own Publishing company ... That way everything is protected and copyrighted and you get to keep 100% of the income for the music and not 50% that a Publishing Company will offer you as a writer. See www.makehits.co.uk/publishing,htm
<<<<<<Can you recommend someone in Canada that I can trust to produce a country hit and then promote it to Nashville?>>>>>
There are literally thousands of producers ....
But sadly 99.999999% couldn't produce a rabbit out of a magician's hat, let alone produce a hit record.
It is important that YOU learn your business first, that way you will be able to tell the idiots from the proper HIT producers. As you are a lyric writer I feel you probably mean a co-songwriter .... A producer produces .... He does not write! [although some do]
<<<<<< I do not see myself up on stage singing or producing my songs for the masses>>>>>>>
Then sadly, you will be just a 'hobby' writer .... A proper dosh making HIT songwriter has got to be 'all things' ... Or at least have the sense to get someone else to sing the songs. All this is covered in 'How to Make a $Million'.
<<<<<<<I am researching a lot of info on writing from the internet>>>>>>>
And anything you find will be 25 years too late rubbish. In life anything you get for nothing is 'worthless'. An old saying but a true one.
<<<<<<<< My other concern is location. >>>>>>>>
The world is a small place now .... And your concept is quaint... But nowadays we run world wide businesses ... I am typing this in Eastbourne, UK, for instance. You have probably never heard of the place?
Regards
DEC [Cluskey]
mailto:dec@makehits.comYou don't know whether you music is getting better unless you have regular demo consultations with Dec - the one the Pro's use: UK 01323.728005 [+44.1323.728005] http://www.makehits.co.uk/demo.htm
Dec
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The gags: ..... from Willie [ Not meant to offend - just very funny! ]
It takes an INDIAN man to make a woman feel like a woman.
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a
severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing
is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up
in the
front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells,
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the
front of the
plane.
Then an Indian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He
is handsome:
tall, well built, with black hair and SOFT WARM BROWN eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
shirt.............
one button at a time. No one moves, .................He removes his shirt.
..................Muscles ripple across his chest. ................
She gasps....................He stares deeply into her eyes.
..................She starts to feel faint. ...................He whispers
softly:
"Iron this, and get me something to
eat."
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