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  • What an honour?
    A piano sound to die for?
    The most important thing he did?
    Do you fit the bill?
    The way the big boys plan for the coming year?
    Help fellow 'One Minute' guys?
    Our new database system is settling down
    A lot of clever stuff from a great guru:
    Success Stories
    Charts
    Chart Comment
    Subscriber's Section
    The Gags
What an honour?

The hottest comedy program to hit UK TV has been 'Little Britain'.  I must say I am not a TV watcher...but I just have to watch that program.  Voted the Number One comedy program in the UK.  What a shock when my band got a great mention on there.  Always in fun, but hey!  Being mentioned on 'Little Britain' this week...fair brought a tear to my eye!

A piano sound to die for?

 I was asked to do a little consultancy on soundproofing a studio for a couple of mega Hip Hop guys the other day.  The news wasn't good about the sound proofing.  It would have meant a 'floating room' inside the space they had....a horrific cost.  Best advice was a curfew at 10pm and use good quality headphones [they already have Industry Standard DT100's].  But I was quite taken aback by how 'old hat' their piano sound was.  Since Elton John created that crashing style of playing, piano sounds have evolved exponentially.  The latest generation of piano, say, Scissor Sisters: 'Mary, Mary' is to die for?

 So how is it done?

The  secret is compression.  Plus knowing that the 'crashing' sound is achieved by really pushing the frequencies around 2,500-3,000HZ. Yes, we all know that to make a sound have more 'top' then it is wise to decrease the amount of low frequency.  But to achieve a 'today' piano sound it is essential to preserve the bottom end for those monstrous low octaves but still have that ear splitting hard middle.  The guys were using Protools with a favourite of all Hip Hop producers: 'Bomb Factory' compressor card.  A nice bit of kit for vocals but sadly lacking for the much sought after piano sound.  By using the 'Bomb Factory' twice in line, in other words double compressing, with all the knobs to maximum, we just about got there.

 Just about?

I have to say, that with the valve compressors I use in my studio [my favourite is TLS Audio Fatman 1] the piano sound is a doddle.  But digital domain compressors are too 'nice'.  To compress you have to really CTF... and members of my Serious Writers Guild know what those initials stand for.

Once you have heard what can be achieved by really pushing the high mid frequencies, then sending as much input into the compressor, as you dare, and having the output at a normal level...plus the compression ratio really high...then it is important to 'play the sound'.  What do I mean by that?

Have the sound of the finished product coming through the monitors as you play, or your keyboard player plays.  That will encourage the use of those massive octaves and really strident single notes.  Just remember that you cannot over do it!  There is never such a thing as being 'over commercial'.  I would have to say that the guys were shocked when they saw and heard the sound I got from their 'ordinary' piano sound.

Just a final warning:

Be careful that a proper piano player will not convince you that you are being 'over the top'.  You see, proper players like the 'real' sound.  But sadly, 'real' sound rarely makes Hit records...it is the 'unreal' sound that will always grab the attention.  You have to get the sound of Elton [with 'Blue'], Coldplay, Keane and now Scissor Sisters and get a totally 'over the top' sound.

Do you fit the bill?

Relentless records the label that brought you Joss Stone is looking for singers in 2005.
If you are an afro-Caribbean male vocalist and between 25 and 35 years old, come to the Birmingham [UK] audition:
17th January 2005 - 11am - 3pm, Robannas studios, Cliveland Street, Birmingham, UK
Tel: 0121 333 3201
Contact: Errol Lawson (07841986379). Auditions organised by higher level music ltd

The way the big boys plan for the coming year?

Kevin Wilke  kevinwilke@nitromarketing.com is a good model to follow:

I just came back from my annual end of year retreat.

This is a time where I get away from everything, even the computer, email and the internet, lock myself up in a hotel suite (away from my normal day-to-day environment) to reflect on the past year and plan for the coming year.

Every high performance person I know has a similar ritual, one that I highly recommend modelling.
 
Just go to the letter I posted online at:
http://www.nitromindset.com/2005.html

Help fellow 'One Minute' guys?

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Tracks on Demo CD include:
 
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3. Remember Me
 
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Sincerely, Stone Cat....Janine, Mark, Jeff & Chad
www.stonecatband.com

Our new database system is settling down

After the first few hiccups, our new Emailing system is starting to work and pay dividends.  If it really shows promise I will recommend it to you.  Meanwhile the revamped Web Site at www.makehits.com is getting a lot of good comment.  If you haven't checked it out - you should.  We would value your comment and input to improve it.

A lot of guys think it is 'hard-sell', but from my experience, at the sharp end of Show Business, it is essential in our game to understand that success in our music career is only achieved by 'hard-sell'.  I have never met one successful artist in my life who has got there by 'soft-sell'.  You can trust me on that.

A lot of clever stuff from a great guru:

Charlotte R. Farrior:

When you leave your car headlights on overnight, what happens?

No power. You can’t get to work.  You can’t even get out of the driveway.  Your brain is like a car battery.  If you let all the juice run down, you can’t function very well.   Try one or more of these recharging exercises and see if you don’t feel better and ultimately get more accomplished.

Take a Physical Break — If you sit at a desk most of the day, get up.  Walk around the block.  Go to the gym after work.  Exercise releases endorphins into the bloodstream.  Feel the breeze on your face.  When you return to your desk, not only will your body be refreshed.

Clear your Space — Nothing bogs you down more than sifting through endless stacks of papers and files to find the sticky note you wrote a phone number on.  Wherever you spend a lot of time, take a minute and clean it up. 

Call a Friend — work is a never-ending activity.  Getting together with a friend for lunch or coffee gives your mind a rest.   A light-hearted half-hour will make your day much more enjoyable.

Give Yourself to Others — We get so consumed with our lives that we sometimes forget that there are others not so fortunate.  Donating your time at a charity gives you a sense of having really affected another person.  Selfless acts of kindness many times are rewarded in the most unexpected ways. 

Listen to Music — When was the last time you just sat and listened to music.  Whether it’s Beethoven or Puff Daddy, spending time focusing on the sound and the lyrics helps you regain your focus. Let yourself get completely absorbed in the music.   When things get too hectic to deal with, you can plug in, regain your focus, and return to the task at hand.

Be Thankful — Everyone has something to be thankful for.  It could be your family, your home, your job.  Nothing is ever as bad as it seems. Putting your life in perspective can be a great way to balance all the things your life requires.

When your brain tells you it can’t handle anything else, don’t give up.  Take thirty minutes and re-focus.

You may have seen this?

If you haven't and you fancy being the lead singer of the Australian rock band INXS then you better listen up:

"Detailed information and application forms for those wishing to audition are available at www.inxs.com

Singers performing for auditions must be at least 21 years old and perform up to three songs (it is not required to perform an INXS song). Performances of original songs are encouraged, although not required. Applicants can perform with one musical instrument or an accompanist.

The successful applicants will travel to Hollywood in May 2005 for the final round of auditions.

The show is currently in pre-production in Los Angeles, with the host, judging panel and other details to be revealed early 2005.

"We are embarking on an ambitious worldwide search to find a charismatic man or woman to be the next great rock star. This new sensation wins the ultimate prize - the chance to play and be a part of a world-class rock band," said executive producer Mark Burnett."

Watch for this scam?

"Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around, but I have to admit
that this one is important.
Please protect everyone you know by sending this to your entire email
list.

If a man comes to your door and says he is conducting a survey and asks
you to show him your bum, do NOT show him your bum. This is a scam - he only
wants to see your bum.

I wish I'd got this yesterday.
I feel so stupid and cheap.

Have a great New Year!
Mick Lee."

Success Stories and Thank-You's:

"Thanks for all your stimulating mailings and general goodwill. Not many people change the world but you are well on the way.
I am busier that ever, but concentrating on playing piano which I do pretty well..six gigs this weekend."
Derry Jones (Harrogate)
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"Becoming a member is definitely one of the smartest things I've done in the past decade.  The information you have given is A-class and it has given me a new viewpoint to base, well, my views and do's on.   Every single book that you recommended, including the one you recommended in your last newsletter - Rich Dad, Poor Dad - I've purchased instantaneously.  I am confident that I can rely on you to make my 
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Looking forward in purchasing your Master's Class package shortly in the Spring.  All the best!!

Kindest regards,  Dinesh
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It´s time to say "THANK YOU" for all the support through the year! There´s no one like you out there so keep up the great service!!
 
Best Regards   ... Florian Arndt
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On Christmas Day morning between 8am – 9am our Christmas song “No More Wars” was played on BBC Radio Merseyside 95.8FM www.bbc.co.uk/england/radiomerseyside

Hope you listened!
Have a lovely Christmas and a great New Year!

Thanks,   Hayley Bingham
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Hi Dec,
I'm pleased that I managed to gain something out of my plea for help and advice!  Have a great New Year.
Mel Austin

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Hi Dec!

Happy New Year to You!  Spent part of this Xmas break thinking just how lucky I am to have a mentor in the form of you!

It occurred to me that in many ways you have been my 'Richdad' over the last few years. I took the 'Richdad, Poordad' away with me at xmas. I had actually forgotten the fact that I have read all of it before when I was living out in NZ. Reading again with fresh eyes was really interesting. As I said, I really feel like you've played the role of Richdad to me, while the advice I've been getting from my own father has been similar to that of Poordad. The fact that you know far more about my current business than my own father probably says something in itself!

Anyhow... feels like now is a good time to tell you how grateful I am for all your continual support.

Have a good year Mr!  John

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Dec,

Thanks for coming round the other day and giving Dave and I valuable advise on getting the best sound in the new studio. It's great having you there to help us out whenever we get stuck... which is quite often!

Hope you liked the new beats, and we have taken on your comments about compressing the pianos.

Davali
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Dear Dec, You are well aware of my son Matt Baker, member, he has been consistently hitting number one ratings as Cruise Director for R**** C********, but what you don't know is, his brother, Simeon, was promoted to Cruise Director three months ago and on the Christmas cruise made it to number one in the fleet! So the Baker Boys are making their mark!

Your methods do work, my sons are proof of that, and they are not finished yet,telly is on the cards!

Live performing every night enables them to learn their craft, Matt says that he is at home on the stage.

Good to hear from you, happy new year,  Kind regards Phyllis.

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Charts:

USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]

(1) Let Me Love You, Mario 3rd Street

(2) 1, 2 Step, Ciara Featuring Missy Elliott

(3)Drop It Like It's Hot, Snoop Dogg Featuring Pharrell

UK

1) ELVIS PRESLEY -  'JAILHOUSE ROCK'
2) 'AGAINST ALL ODDS' STEVE BROOKSTEIN ' 
3)  IRON MAIDEN -  'THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST' 

 
Download Chart
 
(1) 'Vertigo' - U2
(2) 'Lose My Breath' - Destiny's Child
(3)  'What You Waiting For' - Gwen Stefani 
 
Chart Comment:

Can't believe the USA chart....Okay, USA is a big country, but the toons seem to stay around forever at the top of the chart.  Bin the same Top Three for an age!

My pal Nico McBain will be chuffed with the Iron Maiden success.  What a lovely guy and what a nice man and a good friend!  We celebrated his last venture in the charts last year.  See www.makehits.co.uk/swgintro.htm .

Elvis will be dominating the UK chart with the cleverest of marketing ploys...releasing all his chart entries in sequence so he is ensured the top spot as the 1000th Number One.  Oh, by the way, I recorded an interview for Uk's Capital Gold celebrating the 1000th Number One...catch it if you can.  I think it is on this Saturday, the weekend of the 1000th Number One.

And what is it with that U2 track...back on top again in the Download Chart...in a week which saw the downloads outnumber the singles bought in shops...Hmmmmm!

 " Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going. -"
Christopher Darlington Morley (1890-1957)

Celebrity News:

Ricky Martin: Nobody has to tell the salsa star that folks in the regions devastated by the tsunami are not livin' la vida loca. He can tell that by watching any of the heartbreaking video scenes of the tragedy that were captured by people who survived the floods. Martin will visit Thailand this week on behalf of his Foundation in order to see what he can do to help the children orphaned by the waves. Last October, Martin was the featured speaker at a United Nations luncheon. He scored the impressive gig in order to encourage governments around the world to protect children from human trafficking, particularly the crime of child sex tourism. The kids left without parents in Thailand and the rest of Southeast Asia should never end up in the hands of people who plan to use them in the international sex trade.
 
 
Subscriber's Section:

I felt it would be good to show the reply I sent to the guy mentioned above who had such a good result with 'Bandit':

Hi Dec,

I'm doing a recording session this weekend at a acoustically treated rehearsal space.  (I've checked out the room before and it's quite good.) But, they don't have any gear so I'm bringing my mics and my 24 track etc.
I don't have a snake and my XLR leads are not long enough to reach from the live room out into the room that I'll be using for the control room.  I have some decent XLR leads and if I chain them together, how much noise and/or frequency loss could that introduce into the signal path?
 
(The mics I will be using are an SM57 for the snare, two matched Rode nt5 small diaphragm condensers for the overheads, and a Shure kick drum mic.)
 
Thank you very much!  Regards,
 
C****** S*****

 Answer:

C******
 
The length of XLR cables is of no consequence so long as they are good quality, properly put together :  A snake can't cost that much to hire and will save a lot of hassle.
 
"There is only 1 ground and people are 2 positive" is a good rhyme to remember the legend for XLR connection.  One out of phase cable can be a nightmare to find.
 
Good choice of mics. For drums.  Although I wish you luck using a live drummer...you are very brave!  My preferred way of working [and now the Industry standard] is to write a drum pattern for the toon on computer.  Then, when the track is recorded and everything in place bring in the live drummer.  Mute all the computer drums except for a decent 'clicktrack ' [usually cowbell] and see does he 'add to the occasion'.  Usually he doesn't.
 
It is interesting to rig up triggers on his drums to record straight into a analogue/digital converter [a simple Alesis D4 drum module will do this easily] and record the drum hits into the computer program.
 
This way you can fiddle and adapt the good bits later.  By using a combination of the written drum pattern plus the best bits of the live and also using the High Hat live pattern it makes for the best result.  I have always worked like this since computers became available and it is interesting to note that great drummers like Phil Collins also work this way.
 
Computer drums are totally under your control, a live drummer is not.

A computer turns up early.
A computer is sober
A computer keeps time
A computer has a range of great sounding drum sets which you can choose
A computer has no problems of sound spillage
A computer does not argue and convince you that you are wrong
A compute will always have new skins on each drum set.
A computer does not need to be paid
 
Make sure the drummer uses NEW SKINS....he will argue the toss with you...but demand it.  Just like new strings on the guitars and bass.  Otherwise it is like trying to record dustbin lids.  Clean cymbals as well.
 
Regards
 
DEC [Cluskey]
dec@makehits.co.uk


" Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away" 

 Regards

Dec

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The gags:  [from my pal Willie Foux - again!  A good laugh for The New Year ...rather rude! ] 

 An unhappy shopper

A middle-aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells  the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund  because she bought it on "special". Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and  asks, "Ma'am what wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster,  and HE tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!"

And doing so draws and even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I AM BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly  refunded.

 

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