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"The Internet is a media, not a business, and it's important not to be confused about this" .   dan kennedy 

  
MENU:   
 What a show...what a week?  
 
 Nothing has ever given me more pleasure than the two events of the past week.
 
The 'Christmas at Atlantis' which happened last Monday was an epic event.  Hundreds of special Needs children and their carers having an absolute Christmas Ball.  And all thanks to the generosity of all those who contributed...and I have sent a special certificate of thanks from 'Lark in the Park Charitable Trust' to each and every one. acts ... wow!  Fire-eaters, clowns, magicians ...Santa Claus..... all hosted by our own Vicci Esselle [Managing Director of Makehits.Com].
 
She pulled off the greatest stunt of all...getting two proper police guys to perform on stage with her....check out the great pic.  on www.makehits.com/archive2.htm
 
And my other 'event'?
 
Well I became a granddad.  Now how about that?  I must be blessed!  Great thrill and I would wish it on everybody.
 
 
 "There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our
own situations."
 
Manure:
 
You won't believe this.....
 
In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common.
 
It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.
 
After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
 
You probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I.
 
I always thought it was a golf term.
 
 "Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled."

 

Remember your ideas

Many years ago, I heard Earle Nightingale, on a cassette tape that I have long since forgotten the title of, explain that "Ideas are like slippery fish, and if you don't jot them down they often get away forever." Earle's tape, taught me to keep a pad near my bed so that even when an idea pops into my head in the middle of the night, I can jot it down, and then not worry about losing it. That's a great habit to develop. I've taken it one step further and now often keep a portable

MP3 player/recorder with me while I'm driving, etc. When an idea pops into my head, I just record it, and then I'm able to refocus on what I was previously thinking about or doing.

"If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy."
 
The visual laugh
 
We all like a laugh, so each week I will give you a 'visual' laugh, just mouseclick on the link [don't forget to come back?].  
 
http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
 
 
"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present."
 
 
Success Stories:

Go to www.makehits.com/testimonials.htm also www.makehits.co.uk/applause.htm for stories that will amaze you and fill you full of hope for YOUR future.]

I just love success stories...check this one out:

"Hi Dec
 
Just to tell you that my remix of the legendary English band Heaven 17 new 2005 (2006?) release "Hands up To Heaven" will be featured in the upcoming single release. They loved my mix and said that it was way catchier than the original. I used tricks you taught me, of course.
 
 Greetings from Buenos Aires,
 
Emiliano Canal"

Good success eh?  [Dec]  

 
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,  you'd better have a good hand."  - Woody Allen
 
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Charts:

USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]

(1) Chris Brown .... Run It! [Jive]

(2) D4L ... Laffy Taffy    Atlantic

(3)Gold Digger, Kanye West Featuring Jamie Foxx [Roc-A-Fella/Def Jam]

UK

1) Pussycat dolls .... 'Stickwitu'

2) Madonna .... Hung Up

3) Sugababes .... 'Ugly'

Download Chart  [now the most important chart in the UK]
 
1) Madonna .... Hung Up [Warner Music]
 
2) Black Eyed Peas .... My Humps (Universal Music)
 
3Pussycat Dolls ... Stickwitu
 
 
 "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Rodney Dangerfield
 

Subscriber's Section:

  Here is a question about guitar recording ...I have tried to give good detail.

Hi Dec,
Thanks for all your advice. I've now received the last of the 10 months' 'How To Make a Million...' and I must say, the entire course is magnificent. You have really made a massive difference to my life. I will be joining your master class the moment I am fully up to speed with everything you have given me in those releases.

I produced a cover of 'Yesterday' for a colleague last week using the production techniques I have learnt from you. I could not believe how commercial it sounded. Everyone who has heard it (including myself) has been totally gob-smacked. The compression on the piano and the vocal arrangement just sounded awesome.

I'm about to start a project now that is going to require a great sounding acoustic guitar. Have you got any tips on how to record rhythm and finger-picked acoustic guitar to give it that all important commercial feel?

Where would I be if it wasn't for you? All the success I am going to achieve will all come down to you at the end of the day.

Many thanks indeed. Regards, D***

(NET0543030WFC)

 

My Reply:   

There are very many techniques for recording acoustic guitar but the best advice is to learn to be a great acoustic guitar player....study the sound of great guitar players [Gordon Giltrap, Tommy Emmanuel] and emulate their sound. I get great results when recording other guitar players because I am a guitar player...usually better than they are! Sorry to brag ... but Mohammad Ali said: "it's not bragging if you can back it up!"

First Thing Always:

New strings [unless gut - check out www.makehits.co.uk/art006 and www.makehits.co.uk/art008 Consider using thinner than normal strings gauges 009 - 038.... best around at the moment are the hand made Newtone strings.

Next most important:

is a totally dead acoustic environment [that's the secret of my studio...Gordon will tell you]. Most guys totally forget that the instrument and the microphone is only as good as the ambient sound of the studio. Unless you have a 'Abbey Road Studio1' beautiful acoustics, then go for totally dead [put mattresses around the player] and treat with excellent expensive reverb.

Mic. position:

You only learn this with years of experience and knowing the sound you want...also, using a player that 'plays the microphone' in other words, stays in the exact same position relative to the mic. Half an inch difference with a dynamic mic. will change the sound totally.

Which Mics?

Use a good quality condenser mic. for a main mic. [Stagg MCO-7 is my favourite... maybe Shure KSM27 ... from 'Guitar Amp and Keyboard Centre', details in 'Uncle Dec's Lil' Instruction Book - Vol II' www.makehits.co.uk/qabook.htm ]

One Mic.:

For a single mic. the best position is precisely where the neck meets the body. Put a pair of cans on and move the mic. around that position with the guy playing, so you get the best position for the sound you want.

Two Mics:

A lot of guys [especially for solo work] use two mics. One half way up the neck [very thin and tingly] and one straight opposite the round hole [very woolly and prone to low overtones] By combining both you can achieve a huge sound . The stereo placing is a personal matter and up to you. The wider apart you place those two mic. signals in the stereo spectrum the more indirect the sound will be. For realistic 'in yer face' quality place the two of them, in the spectrum, at a 'real' distance apart.

Three Mics:

For quality solo work we would use the two mics as above but use an 'ambience' mic. which will pick up the ambience of the room. This would be probably in the highest, furthest away, top ceiling corner of the room. This will only work correctly in a designed acoustics studio [Abbey road again?]. You will also need a top quality condenser mic for this, with a very low noise floor.

Mic. plus transducer......

This is using a single mic. technique plus the transducer already fitted into the guitar....always worth a try but rarely sounds good as the transducer picks up mostly the string signal and little of the body. Gordon Giltrap and I do not agree over this. He used that technique in my studio but quickly changed to my way when he heard the first play backs.

Binaural system:

This is a technique of placing two mics at the ear position of the player. In theory it picks up the sound exactly as the player hears it....worth a try [we use that technique with drums a lot]

Audience Mic. system:

Ask the guy to play the piece and move your ears around the space in front of him until you find the 'sweet' spot where the instrument sounds exactly as you think it should. Place a condenser mic at that exact place [ or two in stereo.]

NOTES:

1) Always have the player play the piece you are to record while you choose the mic. placements. Only professional guitar players will do this [drummers as well]. Pros understand that we are only interested in getting the best sound version of the piece to be recorded and not the best sound for their favourite boring lick!

2) Some producers use a 'live' sounding studio and damp down the areas that are too bright - or shield off large areas with deadening screens. Others use a totally dead studio [as I do] and use sheets of hard board or plywood, melamine, mirrors, to brighten the ambience. I sometimes will place a board under the guitar player and/or another behind the microphones.

3) Always have a sheet of three inch foam handy to put under a guitar players foot. Nothing is worse than doing a great take and realising the guy has thumped the ground at some point.

4) Consider using suspended mics. always....difficult to achieve in a small studio environment [we use long booms in big studios]

5) Always insist on a 'new' instrument. Pros understand this. Old instruments, even with new strings, will sound dull because the glue has aged and cracked and the body will have long lost it's vibrancy which it had when solid, tight and new.

6) The distance of the microphones from the guitar is found by experimentation...usually dependent on the guitar players pick and the technique he uses. Rule of thumb is that the closer the mic the more pick noise or finger noise.

7) The 'black magic' of guitar recording is the use of good 'in yer face' compressors. By that I mean compressors that you 'hear' working. This is a whole technique which would take a book to explain - but generally you can get stunning results by just fiddling with the knobs and looking for that 'sound'. Always remember that you 'hear' a compressor more by turning up the 'output' on the unit.

8) It is worth considering that the best acoustic single note stuff is recorded, now, with a great sample from a well recorded acoustic guitar [I use a great 'Taylor Acoustic' sample from a freebie sample CD]. All the Craig David stuff is done that way. A real player just does not have the drive of a well recorded sample when quantised.

Hope this helps. ?

"Give me a sense of humour and Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, and pass it on to other folks!"

 

Regards

Dec 

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