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[-The views of any contributor to 'One Minute with Dec' are not necessarily the views of Dec Cluskey-]  

 

" Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion." -  Jean Jacques Rousseau 

  
MENU:    
  • 13 Days to '57 Secrets of a Hit Record' [The most important book release ever?] 
  • BBC Essex Special
  • The Rise Of The 50 Quid guy [does it affect your music making?]
  • The secret to peak performance is proper brain chemistry.  [John Gray - Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus]
  • The Visual Laugh [ special for the ladies] 
  •  Success Stories
  • Charts
  • Subscriber's Section  [ soundproofing mega advice ]
  • The Gags  [what  happens in Australian courts?] 
13 Days to '57 Secrets of a Hit Record'
 
Well we are all just about ready.  The launch of the most important music book in the history of music.  40 years of research and took 4 years to write, hone and perfect.  You will be getting a separate Email re the special launch deal.
 
Just like 'Think and Grow Rich' .. with this book you can 'Think and Make Hit Records'.
 
The book itself is awesome ... each of the 57 Secrets described in detail with examples and advice, plus warnings and ways forward ... frighteningly accurate stuff that will shock you.   The Audio CD has some of the most consistently successful writers and music makers proving the 'Secrets' work and the CDrom is an instant way to analyse your latest toon.  Simply check the secrets, then award your song points up to ten for each secret.  The programme will automatically multiply the score by the 'Importance Factor' of the secret and total your score.  It will then give you a percentage chance of success, automatically, and also give a helpful comment from me, Dec, for that score.
 
Treat the CDrom as a serious music tool [which it is] or a fun game to check your favourite tracks....a revolution in checking your writing. It actually tells you when you have a Hit on your hands!  
 
 "I’ve got the new Abi Tittmus Calendar. January’s photo is perfect for Braille readers!!"   - Phil Evans
 
BBC Essex Special
 
Than you for all the compliments from those who heard me do my the 3 hour special yesterday [Sunday] with Eric Hall.  I really enjoyed doing it and I feel I helped a lot of music guys.   We have plans for a series.
 
The prizes for the competitions have been sent out today.
 
The Rise Of The 50 Quid guy [does it affect your music making?]
 
On a hot day at County Hall in London, David Hepworth of Development Hell, an independent magazine company, stood up and gave Britain's record-company bosses a lecture about their own customers, concentrating on "the 50-quid guy", a term he had picked up from friends in retail. "This is the guy we've all seen in Borders or HMV on a Friday afternoon, possibly after a drink or two, tie slightly undone, buying two CDs, a DVD and maybe a book - fifty quid's worth - and frantically computing how he's going to convince his partner that this is a really, really worthwhile investment."
 
The 50-quid bloke is a big user of the web, Hepworth says, but unlike his children, he wants to own things. He shops at Amazon as well as the high street. He loathes Pop Idol, telling the kids it devalues everything rock music stands for (the kids reply that it's only a TV show, dad). But he is defined more by his likes than his dislikes and, crucially, he wants to keep up. He likes the White Stripes, Coldplay and Blur and has persevered with Radiohead through the difficult last three albums. His latest buys are the debut albums from the Stands, who remind him of the Byrds, and Franz Ferdinand, who remind him of the Glasgow art-school bands of 1982. The fact that most of the new bands sound old is a definite help.
 
He has given up on Radio 1 and listens to Radio 4 more than any music station, though he likes the less cosy bits of Radio 2, such as Jonathan Ross on Saturday morning. If he had a digital radio, he would love BBC6 Music, with its slogan "the great, the new and no fill" and its habit of playing Franz Ferdinand alongside the Clash. He adores DVD: "It's impossible to overestimate what a transformational medium DVD is in all this," Hepworth says. "Videos seemed like a waste of money. DVDs are investments."
 
The 50-quid bloke probably has an iPod but uses it as a radio rather than a substitute for his CDs. His favourite recent film is Lost in Translation, in which Bill Murray shows his own 50-quid tendencies by crooning a karaoke version of the Roxy Music song More Than This.
 
He has been in love with music all his life - "He's got the High Fidelity chip embedded in his brain," says Jerry Perkins, publisher of Word magazine - but his interests have broadened along the way. He is university-educated, reads a broadsheet, of whatever size, and raved about Anthony Beevor's Stalingrad. He is not a great telly-watcher but loves The Simpsons and The Office and will miss Friends. And yes, he may be a she. Women bought 41% of albums up from 38% the year before. "But frankly," says Hepworth, "blokes get the same giddy rush from buying CDs and DVDs that most women get from shoes. It's a spiritual thing."
 
At HMV, the BPI statistics confirmed what they already knew. "These people are baby-boomers for whom music has always been a central passion, and they have the disposable income," says Gennaro Castaldo, HMV's head of press. "A long time ago we stopped defining our target audience by age, because it's more about how much music means to them. A 50- or 60-year-old is very different from maybe 10 years ago. They have a very contemporary outlook. Bands like the Strokes and the White Stripes are not just the preserve of teenage NME readers."

 
"Sometimes small things lead to great joys" - Samuel Joseph Agnon  
 
The secret to peak performance is proper brain chemistry.  [John Gray - Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus]
 

Dr. John Gray is back with cutting-edge techniques to dramatically improve your relationships, your music, and all areas of your life.

Millions of people discovered better relationships with his best-selling book "Men are From Mars, Women Are From Venus."

According to John, the secret to peak performance is proper brain chemistry.


The imbalance of two brain neurotransmitters (chemicals that allow the brain to communicate properly) produce some startling results.

Dopamine allows focus, pleasure, and attention to detail. 


Men often try to stimulate dopamine production by escaping to activities that involve excitement, risk, and danger, such as fast cars, drugs, and sexual affairs.

Serotonin relaxes the brain, giving a sense of optimism, comfort, contentment, and happiness.  When serotonin levels dip in women, they become depressed and overwhelmed. 


Overeating, shopping binges, sugar, and chocolate are all crutches that women will resort to in order to achieve the satisfied feeling they crave.

We've arranged for 75 of our readers to get access to John Gray's entire interview--go to:  http://www.ListCrusadeArticles.com/et-gray.html

 
 "The secret is keeping busy and loving what you do" - Lionel Hampton
 
The visual laugh
 
What every woman wants and needs   http://www.makehits.com/specialforwomen.wmv 
 
 
 "Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it" Katherine Whitehorn
 
Success Stories
 
Go to www.makehits.com/testimonials.htm also www.makehits.co.uk/applause.htm for stories that will amaze you and fill you full of hope for YOUR future.]
 
" For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance"  - Mignon McLaughlin 
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Charts:

USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]

(1 D4L ... Laffy Taffy    ...   DeeMoney/Asylum  Atlantic
 
(2) Chris Brown  ... Run It!     ...  Jive     Zomba    RIAA

(3)  Nickelback  ... Photograph     ...  Roadrunner   |  IDJMG
  
  

UK

1) Shayne Ward .... That's My Goal (Sony BMG)     

2) Nizlopi ... JCB  (FDM)   

3) Madonna .... Hung Up

Download Chart  [now the most important chart in the UK] 

1) Shayne Ward .... That's My Goal (Sony BMG)    

2) Nizlopi ... JCB  (FDM)    

3) Madonna .... Hung Up

 " Our greatest glory is not in never falling - but in rising every time we fall"  - Confucius 
 
Subscriber's Section:

  Here is a question about  sound insulation...a good one.

Hi Dec

 I need your advice.

We've recently bought a house and I now have the opportunity to set up my project studio in the second bedroom.
Only problem is it needs a bit of soundproofing as it backs on to the neighbours
'
bedroom and I want to avoid any unnecessary conflicts. I like working late at night and they seem to go to bed rather early?

Anyways, I?ve found your excellent article on how to build an inexpensive studio and in it you mention something called soundboard that comes in 4x8  sheets.

Unfortunately I can't find anything called soundboard in DYI stores or builders merchants (Travis Perkins, Jewson)

Is it known under a different name in the UK?

Thanks for your help ? much appreciated  Regards  ... C*******

 

My Reply:   

C*******

<<<<<<<Only problem is it needs a bit of soundproofing as it backs on to the neighbours?>>>>>

A 'bit'????????

First, it is impossible to completely soundproof a room to avoid sound going through the walls.  The only way is to construct a 'room within a room' which is suspended from each corner by massive rubber bands /Springs .  That is how the job is done professionally.  Then each door is a double door, like an air-lock.

You will find excellent info in the article I wrote at www.makehits.com/art019.htm .  This includes the trick of putting a second floor down with a layer of rubber balls underneath [cut in half].  It also talks of the soundboard idea.  This is basically very cheap fibreboard about half inch thick [quite old fashioned but still available].  It is a light tan colour that flakes away in your hand when you scratch it with your nail.

For soundproofing a wall it is essential to use the heaviest material possible.  So underfloor felt is much better than foam...understand?  A second wall constructed against the existing partition wall with your neighbour but not touching it would do a lot of good.  Particularly if you use the method I give in the article.  You could arrange the second wall so it did not touch the existing wall [thus avoiding bass frequencies passing directly through the wooden structure of the wall which would otherwise be fixed to the dividing wall].  Infilling between the vertical 4"X2" timbers with underfloor felt would work wonders [up to 4" of it].  Remember it is the weight of the soundproofing that matters.

C********, at the end of the day it is best to remember not to annoy your neighbour in the first place.

Bring him round a bottle of Scotch and some flowers for his wife/partner and tell him that you are in the music business.  Tell him you are very aware of the noise that you may make A VERY ODD TIME when mixing.  Make sure you tell him the lengths you have gone to to soundproof ... Invite him round to show him. Tell him the money it cost and that you would welcome a call if he ever hears uncomfortable noise.  Also tell him that you always abide by a 10pm curfew.  No music after 10pm.  EVER!!!!!!

Remember:

 1)  There is never any good music made after 10pm!    Fact!

 2)  The best professional mixes are first thing in the morning.

 3)  There is never a good mix made with overly loud levels of sound [your ears simply close down]

It is just as easy to work with earphones as with monitor speakers [I prefer mixing on Industry Standard Beyer DT100 earphones and checking the mix on NS10's, KEFCorelli HI Fi speakers and Nightfire main studio monitors.]

I use lightweight high quality professional Sennheiser earphones for all recording and programming other than open mic. work [then DT100's are essential]

Although my studio is mightily soundproofed it is impossible to stop the bottom end travelling through the fabric of the entire building [and it is big!].

Regards

DEC [Cluskey]
mailto:dec@makehits.co.uk

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Regards

Dec 

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The gags:   

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET
12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.  She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved
to another seat.  This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again.  The man seemed more amused.  When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.  The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.  She sat under a sweets
sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.  Then she
moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling", and I had to smile!  Then she placed herself under a deodorant
sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
contain myself.  BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat
under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident".. I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"


 

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