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'One Minute With Dec'  

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[-The views of any contributor to 'One Minute with Dec' are not necessarily the views of Dec Cluskey-]  

"How  To Stay Young:
Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down. (keep this In mind if you are one of
those grouches)"

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  • And Craig did make Guinness Book Of Records!
  • How do I have successful websites?
  • The first Search Engine Optimisation tip:
  • The 4th great method for additional dosh [what a success]
  • Nashville Recording Tips
  • The Visual Laugh
  • Please Support this event
  • Success Stories
  • Charts
  • Chart Comment
  • Subscriber's Section 
  • The Gags
And Craig did make Guinness Book Of Records! 
 
I reported last week that my pal Craig Bishop AKA DJ Fergus had missed in his attempt to break the world record time for continuous DJ'ing.  
 
In all the confusion when he eventually collapsed the figures were completely misinterpreted.  Yes, he missed his own goal of 84 hours [which he intends to break in the Autumn] but he managed to break the existing record and secure himself a place in the famous records book [see pic. at www.makehits.com/oneminarchive070905.htm  .  Yes, we did celebrate ... the Moet was beautiful and the lobster was delicious!

 

    The Boss and Fergus!      I  The man himself...28 hours in

I always say...celebrate everything!

How do I have successful websites?

Ah, the question I get asked all the time.  And my answer is the same as 'How do you become successful in the music game?'.  You simply have to study and learn, be prepared to put in the 16 hour days ... there is no one out there who can do it for you...you just have to learn the stuff yourself.  Have you any idea the amount of reading and studying I do?

So I have been asked by many music site owning guys to 'spill the beans'.  So I said I would.  I won't go too deep or take up too much time each week ... but I propose to give one great tip each week.  Follow them, if you have your own web site and watch your Search Engine ratings go through the roof.  But you have to do it!

 The first Search Engine Optimisation tip:

First let me explain that the search engines take the 'on page' optimisation and the 'off page' optimisation' equally seriously.  In fact the 'off page' stuff is even more important.

 
Off page means the number and importance of the sites that your site links to in an obvious way ... likewise the sites that link to your site.  Now it doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out that if you have a music site and you link to a very important music site, then that site's importance will rub off on your site...got it so far?
 
You may have overlooked an important fact.  Just by virtue of the fact that you are reading this means that you know of one of the top music sites on the net...in fact three:  www.makehits.com www.makehits.co.uk and www.liveperforming.com
 
I would seriously advise you to get a simple book on HTML language [the code language that all sites are written with].  If you are serious, you need a working knowledge of HTML ... only a working knowledge ... most of the site editors will do the rest:- 'Dreamweaver' [the current Industry favourite] and Front Page Express [now considered to be a little tired].  To see what HTML looks like just open any web page...go to your top tool bar and mouseclick on 'view' then scroll down to 'source' ... and that will show the source code [HTML]
 
As an example paste this link onto your front page [opening page or index page] and you will automatically go up the ratings at a rate of knots - if you don't know how to paste it, then ask your web design guy or if you use Dreamweaver or such go to www.makehits.com/oneminarchive070905.htm  and cut and paste the link box you see.
 
This is what it looks like:

 

Record Deal?  Recording Contract?  Go to www.makehits.com 

to get the real advice from the experts.

'Be the success you were born to be!'

And this is the code:

<div align="center"><center><table border="4" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="40%" bordercolorlight="#00FFFF" bordercolordark="#FF00FF" bgcolor="#C0C0C0"><tr><td width="100%"><p align="center"><b><font face="Arial Black" color="#FF0000" size="2">Record Deal?&nbsp; Recording Contract?&nbsp; Go to <a href="http://www.makehits.com">www.makehits.com</a>&nbsp;</font></b></p><p align="center"><b><font face="Arial Black" color="#FF0000" size="2">to get the real advice from the experts.</font></b></p><p align="center"><b><i><font face="Arial Black" color="#FF0000" size="2">'Be the success you were born to be!'</font></i></b></td></tr></table></center> </center> </div>

 

 
To have a similar link back to your site just go to www.makehits.com/addurlcom.htm and fill in your site's details.
 
More next week.
 
"How To Stay Young:
Enjoy the simple things."

 
A particularly good bit of kit just released:
 
When I do my Demo consultation Service critiques, almost 100% of the demos are presented with bad labelling...I won't go into the details [check it your self at www.makehits.co.uk/demo.htm ]
 
At Makehits we have been using the Neato/Fellowes system for printing labels over a long period...an Industry standard for labelling and an excellent bit if kit.  However, the last time I looked at the Epson system the cheapest 'on disc' printer was Ģ390 [around $500].  One of the printers blew up in the office and when we went to replace it...blow me, Epson have brought out a printer cum 'on disc printer' for Ģ54 ... around $65 ....amazing.  The quality is stunning ... and we are over the moon!  Anyone want to buy a job lot of now defunct CD labels? [grin!] 
 
Ref:  Epson Stylus Photo R200 
 
"How To Stay Young:  Tell the people you love that you love them, every 
 chance you can."
 
The 4th great method for additional dosh  
 
What a reaction to last week's new idea for making that elusive additional dosh while working towards your goal of being a music Super Star.
 
#4 Method -  go to www.makehits.com/moneymaking.htm and scroll to #4  
 
 
"How To Stay Young:  Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign
country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
"

Nashville Recording Tips
 
I like to read and hear the opinions of others in the industry...here, the opinion of a Nashville Pro
 
   1. Use a producer who records in top Hit sessions only.  Do not work with
someone who scabs or pays under-scale sessions. [Amen to that - Dec!]
 
    2. Let a trained professional help you with your session preparation.  It will save you
money and time, and you can learn from the experts.
 
   3. There's a budget to fit your needs at most recording companies.
 
   4. Focus!  "No other personal quality contributes to success more than persistence
in the pursuit of one's goals." 
 
  5. There's no business like show business!
 
  6. You are never too old to get started in the music business.
 
  7. K.T. Oslin was 48 before she ever had her first hit record in our
business.  Uncle Dave Macon was 60 when he became an early country
superstar on the Grand Ole Opry.  [Dec - there are examples in the UK...Gordon Haskell at Number 2, his first hit record aged 56]
 
  8. The songwriter of "Butterfly Kisses" was 56 years old when he sold
his first million copies.
 
  9. The songwriter of the LeAnn Rimes hit, "Blue" wrote that song 23
years before it was recorded.
 
  10. The majority of the hits in the 'O Brother' soundtrack were from the
1950's and earlier.
 
  11. So, what  in the world is stopping you? Let's get in the studio and cut some
hit records!
 
  12. Stars and superstars are all dedication and hard work.
 
  13. Read a book for yourself. 

Reading Reference List (In no particular order)
 
Passman, Donald S; 'All You Need to Know about the Music Business'. Simon
& Schuster;  Called "the industry bible" by Los Angeles Times.
 
Avalon, Moses; 'Confessions Of A Record Producer - How to Survive the
Scams and Shams of the Music Business'. Backbeat Books; 
 
Rapaport, Diane Sward; 'How To Make And Sell Your Own Record'. Prentice
Hall;
 
Baker, Bob; 'Guerrilla Music Marketing Handbook'. Spotlight Publications. 201
self-promotion ideas for songwriters, musicians and bands.
 
Baker, Bob; '197 Promotion Tips, Tricks and Resources for Independent
Musicians'. Spotlight Publications. A collection of ideas, tricks and
resources to help you promote your music.
"How To Stay Young: Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
"
The visual laugh
 
We all like a laugh, so each week I will give you a 'visual' laugh, just mouseclick on the link [don't forget to come back?].  
 
You will need  Power Point program or Windows Media Player for these visuals...should be on your computer. Don't forget to hit Alt and Return to make the picture full size.
 
Very funny......New Twin Towers?   A little slow to load but well worth it. 
 
 
"How to Stay Young: Surround yourself with what you love;
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies,
whatever. Your home is your refuge.
"

 
Please Support this event  - I am repeating this from last week ...you just have to help.
 
A benefit night in aid of the four orphaned children of Wayne and Jackie Nicholls
Wayne was the rhythm guitarist from The Rapiers, he and his wife Jackie were killed on their motor cycle when a 17yr old learner driver pulled out in front of them at a T junction.
 
The event I have organised details below
 
In Thoughts of you
The New Empire Theatre
Fri 9th Sept 2005 7.30pm
22 Alexandra St
Southend -on-Sea
Essex SS1 1BU
Box office 01702-353577
Tickets Ģ10
 
100% of all receipts go directly to the family on the night
 
Regards - Tony Harte
"How To Stay Young: The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our
entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.
"

Success Stories:

Go to www.makehits.com/testimonials.htm also www.makehits.co.uk/applause.htm for stories that will amaze you and fill you full of hope for YOUR future.]

"Hi Dec!

Tonight I will play at GIGA-Parc, which is the biggest club in Germany. The timetable says I will play my set during the prime time! YEAH!

Thanx for all your support!

Flo."

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Charts:

USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]

(1) We Belong Together, Mariah Carey

(2) Shake It Off, Mariah Carey

(3) Don't Cha, The Pussycat Dolls Featuring Busta Rhymes 

UK

1Gorillaz - 'Dare'
 
2 Rihanna - 'Pon De Replay'

3 Daniel Powter - 'Bad Day'

Download Chart  [now the most important chart in the UK]

1) Daniel Powter ... Bad Day (Warner Music) 
 
2) Rihanna .. Pon De Replay (Universal Music) 

3) James Blunt .. You're Beautiful (Warner Music) 

 
"How To Stay Young: Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain get idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!
"
 
Chart Comment:

Is there something going on with 'Oasis' in the UK chart...only lasted a brief week in the Top Three? 

The USA chart and the UK download chart stay precisely the same .... Mariah must be whooping it up with joy.

Just as the last Gorillaz single 'Feel Good Inc' dips out of the Top 40 after an epic 20 week run [Hello! I had one in the chart for 19 weeks....b*m he just beat me], the second single from 'Demon Days' storms the chart and beats the peak of its predecessor to give the virtual band their first ever Number One hit.

To say that people love the single is something of an understatement. 'Dare' surely has to go down as the most universally praised single of the year, just about every review you read showering it with praise in one form or another. Central to its attraction is the presence of a certain Shaun William Ryder on guest vocals, the former Happy Mondays frontman landing his first chart hit for some time and inadvertently winding up with his biggest ever.


"How To Stay Young: Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots
of time with HIM/HER.
"
 

Subscriber's Section:

difficult choice ... being taken for a ride or not?

Hi Dec!

Iīm playing keyboards in a band of a guy here in Germany who is signed to a label of W***** M****. 2 Singles will be released with an album option. He also has a major rule in a German teenie TV show, he will get Bravo Support and the singles will be TV advertised because the label is a cooperation between W***** and P*** (a German TV Channel).  So thereīs a lot of marketing commitment.

He loves my keyboard playing and asked me to play some parts for the second single.  I told him that would cost a regular fee...but he didnīt accept this  deal  and wants me to do it for nada.

The toon is a hit, thatīs for sure...so what would you do?? I mean, itīs a hit...

Regards ... F**

My Reply:  [This must not be construed as legal advice by the laws of any country either now or in the future]

F**

This is a difficult choice and yet not a difficult choice.

The guy is 'taking the rip' ... in other words, taking advantage of the fact that you love to be involved with music and particularly involved with the recording process...especially if there is a chance of a 'hit'.

He should pay, even if it is a token ... at least pay expenses.  The guy is a 'pleb' ... not worth being involved with.  You gave a 'sample for Zilch ' ... that is enough to prove your worth.

I personally make sure to pay for everything ... every guy who works for me always gets paid IMMEDIATELY.

Make careful notes of the session times and whether he asks you to 'dream up a great phrase' or 'invent a solo'.  This constitutes being asked to 'compose'.  Should the record become a huge hit, then you have a rightful claim as a part composer .... especially if you have all the details written down ... and preferably recorded on a mini tape machine as you are asked to 'compose'.

A discreet mini tape machine recording works wonders in court.

So, even if you do it for nothing [which you shouldn't] always be aware that you, as a contracted musician, are entitled to PPL [Phonographic Performance Limited] and VPL [Video Performance Limited] royalties every time the recorded toon is played in public .... Radio, TV, Pub sound system...whatever.

It is essential to inform PPL and VPL of your involvement with session times, release date, catalogue number.  You MUST register your involvement.

The principal artist does not pay this royalty ...it is paid direct from PPL and VPL.  He probably does not even know the royalty exists!

So, if the record is a Hit you get lots of royalties...and if you can prove you 'composed' part of it ... they will settle out of court and you get even more money.

Regards

DEC [Cluskey]
mailto:dec@makehits.co.uk

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"How To Stay Young:
Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and
height.  Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them."

Regards

Dec 

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The gags:  [are you Jewish?]


Three men were sitting around bragging about how they had given their new
 wives duties.

The first man had married a Catholic woman, and bragged that he had told
his wife she was to do all the dishes and keep the house spotless. He said it
took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and
the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a Mormon woman. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day was better. By the
third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge
dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Jewish girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
done and hot meals on the table, every day. He said the first day he didn't
see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day
most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left
eye.

 

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