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'One Minute With Dec'  

"My Emails Are Written With Good Humour And Should Be Read With A Smile"

[-The views of any contributor to 'One Minute with Dec' are not necessarily the views of Dec Cluskey-]  

  

"I think -- therefore I'm single."  -- Lizz Winstead
 
 MENU:
  • Back to Basics
  • Good news for  Atari lovers
  • Tip of the Day [Event Viewer]
  • A  sage warning [tinnitus can wreck your music career] 
  • A good visual laugh  [ serious - best help yet for 3rd world?] 
  • 57 Secrets Analysis CDrom Version 2 available
  • Success Stories
  • Charts
  • Subscriber's Section  [ lip synching - pros and cons ]
  • The Gags  [The nuns get a shock

Back to Basics

Yep, I'm back in the UK and back to basics.

It's quite amazing how long I have been writing these 'One Minute With Dec's ..... At the start I had a a few complaints that it could be read in 30 seconds ....check out the original ones at www.makehits.com/archive.htm

Through the years, and bearing in mind that The Serious Writers Guild now has members in 47 countries, the amount of info that arrives on my desk and in my Emails is staggering.  I literally have to sift through and make hard choices on what to include.  So?  They got longer and longer .... but now.....Back to basics?

I am going to go back to my original idea of a short sharp One Minute chock a block full of info and cutting edge ideas.

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.   Men
 
invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler
 

Good news for  Atari lovers:

Just an aside, I came across this small company in London that stock Atari computers and it's peripherals, I guess you might want to have a look...   www.keychange.co.uk 

KK [Nigeria]

 
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -- Gilda Radner

Tip of the Day

Event Viewer

Has someone been using your computer when you’re not there?

Windows XP has an Event Viewer to help you keep track of what your computer is doing. An event is anything noteworthy that happens to your computer. To bring up the Event Viewer go to Start/Run and type the following...

eventvwr.msc

Events are stored in three log files: Application, Security, and System. These logs can be reviewed and archived.  For our purposes we want the System log. Click on "System" in the left-hand column for a list of events. Look for a date and time when you weren't home and your computer should have been off.

By double-clicking the event you can get more details on what the event was. Just click on the link for that says, "For more information..."

You can also use this log to see how long someone was on the computer. Just look at the time the computer was turned on and off for that day.

Bob 

 
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -- Maryon Pearson

A  sage warning

Dec – do please warn everyone about the danger of working without earplugs (the MU ran an article in the last edition as well) – I’m retiring from playing early next year because of tinnitus. Our gigs are not even that loud, it’s just the cumulative effect over the decades. I use them now, but started too late.

Best wishes  ... Paul  Hurst 

My Reply:

Thank you for the warning .... I am extremely careful with my ears.

It is the hard mid frequencies which cause the most problems .... we had a bass player who similarly got severe tinnitus and had to retire early.  He put it down to working with a Fender Twin Reverb guitarist in a residency for years .... knocked his ears to pieces every night.

I personally do not use earplugs ever .... but I advice our drummers to always use them .... we also use one of the best sound engineers aroundso the mix is totally safe and not damaging.   In my studio I have a fixed level for monitoring on each of the three speaker systems and never exceed it. 

Regards

DEC [Cluskey]
mailto:dec@makehits.co.uk

 "Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
 
as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
 
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug 
 
A good visual laugh?  [but a deadly serious one this week] 
 
Check out this one...   perfect affordable help for the 3rd. World?
 
 
"In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man; If you want
 
anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret Thatcher
   
57 Secrets Analysis CDrom Version 2 available
 
If you have bought '57 Secrets of a Hit Record' then Email me for a no cost up-grade.  Simply send an Email to 57upgrade@makehits.com
 
If you haven't bought '57 Secrets of a Hit Record' then you are missing out on the greatest help for creating hot music, and then, analysing the Hit Potential of your tracks.  I had a brilliant offer to revise and upgrade the Analysis CDrom .... the idea is that you read and digest the 57 Secrets ... then fill in the points out of ten for each of the secrets contained in your track ... the CDrom will automatically calculate the percentage chance of a Hit by multiplying the score for each Secret by the 'importance Factor'; [1 to 5] .... you then have a concrete assessment of the Hit potential of your track ....  www.makehits.com/57Secrets.htm
 
Much better than spending fortunes on demos and sending off to dodgy record companies and dodgy song contests and such.
 
Of course, if you feel you 'have one' ... that you have the makings of a great money making hit then the ultimate idea is to send it to me for a Demo Consultation.....  The best £47 that anyone could spend.  I listen to the track in real time and record an hour's worth of comment on a CD ... plus a 17 page in depth written review....oh, by the way, you get a full copyright certificate as well! www.makehits.co.uk/demo.htm  
 
 
Success Stories 
 
Go to www.makehits.com/testimonials.htm also www.makehits.co.uk/applause.htm for stories that will amaze you and fill you full of hope for YOUR future.]

Hiya  -  I'm literally been saved by your 'Serious Performer's Guild'...Thank You So Much for that...I'm learning with each performance.

Thank You
Sharon NET1047040W

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine a marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem
 

 

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Charts:

USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]

(1)  Nelly Furtado Featuring Timbaland .... Promiscuous ....  Mosley   |  Geffen 

(2)    Shakira Featuring Wyclef Jean ... Hips Don't Lie  ....   Epic

(3  Gnarls Barkley  ... Crazy  ... Downtown   |  Lava   

UK

1 Shakira ft Wyclef Jean .... 'Hips don't lie'

2 Nelly Furtado .... 'Maneater'

3 Pussycat Dolls ft Snoop Dog .... 'Buttons'     
 

Download Chart  [now the most important chart in the UK] 

1) Nelly Furtado .... Maneater ... (Universal Music)

2Shakira  .... Hips Don't Lie  .... (Sony BMG Music)

3) Christina Aguilera  .... Ain't No Other Man  .... (Sony BMG Music)

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." -- Baroness Edith Summerskill

Subscriber's Section:

    A  question on lip synching

Hey Dec,

Ever since the Ashlee Simpson lip-synch gaffe on Saturday Night Live last year, I've been hearing that non-lipsynch'ed live performance is on its' way back.  Have you heard anything to support/refute this?

F ********

 My Reply:

Hello F ******* 

The only aim of any artist is to present the best musical presentation and the best visual presentation ... End of story.

Whether that involves lip synching, back tracks, live/prerecorded is of absolutely no consequence to the record and DVD buying public.

No one really knows what happened in the Ashlee Simpson case...I have watched it many times and even I can't figure out what went on ... It appeared that her voice was prerecorded without a band and the band played live ... A truly weird thing to do .... They also played the wrong track which confused eveyone concerned.  Only the sound engineer involved knows what went on ... And no one ever blames the sound engineer  -  they only blame the artist ....EVERYTIME!   Ain't that the truth? 

And that is why all the top bands and managements go to great lenghts to ensure that the sound and visual presentation will be as geat as possible ....as I say, they never blame the sound engineer, only the artist.

There is absolutely no mileage in 'demanding to play live' ... I have seen artists destroy their short lived career by following this route....  it is essential to be involved with musicians/band members who enjoy miming as much as playing and are brilliant at understanding the importance of enjoying entertaining the public ... be that live or miming.  All the top players in the world understand that the trick is to appear at all times as if they are playing their hearts out. 

We had the all time greatest sound disaster a couple of years ago in the UK for the Queen's Jubilee at Buckingham Palace .....some d**k decided that the whole show would be live....what a disaster.   They even managed to make Brian May sound like an amateur.

It is most important to understand that the public could not give a monkey's how a sound is arrived at.... They just want great sound to bop to and great visuals.....no argument! 

Also interesting - to muse on the fact that EVERY filmed music sequence is totally mimed ... without exception ... simply because it is impossible to do it any other way. 

Regards

DEC [Cluskey]
mailto:dec@makehits.co.uk

Just released:- "57 Secrets of a Hit Record" ...  - 260 pages of the Secrets plus the CDrom Analysis Software and Audio CD to ensure that your music is a Potential Hit  www.makehits.com/57Secrets.htm
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Regards

Dec 

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The gags: .....   [if you are easily offended please do not read ...  a little, in fact a lot, risqué!]      

Godliness and Coming Clean 

 

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.  They undress and step in the showers before they realize there is no soap.  Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.   

 

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers.  He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, Father John stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. 

 

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.  The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.  Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser." 

 

To test her theory, the second nun also pulls on his manhood ... sure enough he drops the other bar of soap.  

 

The third nun decides to have a go.  She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.  So she gives a few more gentle tugs then yells... "Mary, Mother of God!  Hand Lotion!"

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