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MENU:
I sometimes look and wonder in awe.
John took me to lunch.
The most important thing he did?
If you have the problem, I can solve it! Fast!
What an idea from John Waterman
Want to sell your musical masterpieces online?
By the way, just to prove how good John's 'Bandit' is:
Be careful who you contact re. funding
Music words of wisdom from a Member:
Success Stories
Charts
Chart Comment
Subscriber's Section
The Gags
When it approaches the end of the year I look and wonder in awe at the success stories from members of The Serious Writers Guild and guys who have simply bought the books and programs available from us.
For instance, just glance down further at the 'thank you's' and realise that in a short year or two these guys have gone from being broke [or d*mn near close to it] to being swimming in dosh. And all from music [their love!] or music related businesses....as I always say: "there is more than one way to skin a cat".
John took me to lunch.
John Seiffer, for instance, came down to Eastbourne to take me to lunch and personally thank me for his success. His story was awesome. He got stranded in New Zealand with personal and financial problems. Maxed out his cards and was virtually bankrupt. The big moment in his life was somehow scraping together the pennies to buy 'How to Make A $Million From Your Music'. He devoured it. Used all the methods, particularly the business methods, and the rest is history.
The most important thing he did?
The most important part of the deal was that he called me constantly. That is the real benefit. When you have a problem in music who do you call? Charlie down the pub who has never had an ounce of music success will certainly give his advice. But if he can give such advice, why is he not a success? John realised that it is priceless to have someone on the end of the phone that will genuinely help and give the advice from 'real experience of Hit making'.
Guys like me, who have had the massive success world wide, will instantly give the right advice....solve the problem in two seconds flat....and we love it! Just remember that all genuinely successful music guys are genuinely nice people...it's just a fact of life. Maybe that is why success comes?
"Teach and you shall receive"
Rich Dad, Poor Dad.
If you have the problem, I can solve it! Fast!
As all guys who have called me or contacted me by Email letter, fax, know, if you have a problem, I can solve it. I just love problems. Nothing makes me come alive more than a tough problem.
"If he looks bored or glum I just find him a good problem...that makes him happy"
Lady Grade about her husband, the incredible Lord Lew Grade
So yes, I do look in wonder and awe at the success guys are having through simply becoming one of the gang in The Serious Writers Guild, the guys who had the guts to swallow their pride, realise they were going nowhere doing it their own way and bite the bullet, and get 'How To Make A $Million From Your Music"...makes sense to me!. But then, maybe I shouldn't wonder?
What an idea from John Waterman
I have a lot of respect for John Waterman who publishes 'Bandit', the A&R tip sheet newsletter. I like guys who are dedicated and work hard...check this out:
Hi Dec.....I've been inspired by your encouragement to give away things and share knowledge! Consequently I have decided to give all your 'One Minute' readers, who have yet to try Bandit, an exclusive deal !
A 4 month subscription to Bandit for zilch!I have set up a special version of my quarterly card standing order subscription page so that your friends can sign up for a subscription but not pay a thing until March, therefore getting the Dec-March issues for zilch.
If they find Bandit's information not useful they can cancel any time in the next 3 months and not pay a penny.The exclusive url for this 'one off' is http://www.banditnewsletter.com/decccsointr.htm
As this is so generous I will have to withdraw it when I get back to the office in the New Year.
Merry Christmas and a Happy & Successful New Year
John
By the way, just to prove how good John's 'Bandit' is:
I received this Email from a member:
Hi Dec,I joined Bandit 2 years ago and send material co-written with the kids to publishers.One of these contacts has turned up trumps in the form of B*** Records who wish to use a track I sent (co-written with a 16 year old female) on an album and as a single release for a new artist they have, and a contract will be forthcoming. Are there things I need to do immediately eg get in touch with PRS, join MCPS tomorrow, join the MU, hide in cupboard? Any advice would be very welcome.All the best,M** A*****
Want to sell your musical masterpieces online?
One of our Members has a highly successful music marketing and download facility...it's worth checking out if you have 'ready to go' music! Just waiting to make money.
"INFLATABLE COW are currently looking for new and talented composers and songwriters to add to our database..Visit www.inflatablecow.com and sign-up to the free mailing list.
We will then contact you detailing our current requirements."Regards
Richard Blandford"
Be careful who you contact re. funding
I had a call from Chris Lord [Shaw's Trust] during the week and we discussed the way Charities will fund music guys in their careers. Yes, a lot of charities will. But, as with Chris's charity, they have strict guidelines. Chris's charity is almost specifically for those living in the Rochdale [UK] surroundings. Also, only for those wanting a 'leg up' in life. Those who have found it hard up till now. So, research first before you make an application to a Charity or local Council. If they can't help you, they more than likely will suggest the right people to contact. Whatever you do, don't pester them. Remember they are snowed under with unsuitable applications. Make sure you fit the criteria before applying. Research!
Music words of wisdom from a Member:
Rules are same everywhere, any style of music :
1) make your point (what are you trying to say memorable and meaningful)
2) do it quickly
3) make it interesting getting there.
Regards from New York, Zelimir Vukasin
Good merchandising Site?
Good site from a Member for merchandising....of course the best advice is in 'How To Make A $Million From Your Music'....where you get the 'real' advice.
Success Stories and Thank-You's:
The effect of reading your stuff also added to my pride. I am PROUD to be a part of the greatest family and, as such, am very protective towards it too....
By the end of the first page - FIRST page - we all know our places. Now, for me, I actually loved this no end. I NEEDED to be TOLD in NO uncertain terms that *I* don't know what I'm talking about - shut up - and LISTEN! So, I did. And I actually sat at your feet and heard you. I am very fussy who my mentor is. Oh yes, very choosey but you? By heck, you spoke my language and so it was nothing to me to shut up and be told.
Dec. You're a big man. I adore you and owe you so much. You have to know this.
Bob Daulby
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USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]
(1) Let Me Love You, Mario 3rd Street
(2) 1, 2 Step, Ciara Featuring Missy Elliott
(3)Drop
It Like It's Hot, Snoop Dogg Featuring Pharrell
UK
1)
'AGAINST ALL ODDS' STEVE BROOKSTEIN '
2)
BAND AID 20 - 'DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS?'
3) KYLIE
MINOGUE - 'I BELIEVE IN YOU'
Chart Comment:
Change
at the top, which let's face it was not totally unexpected. With all the
publicity generated by Steve's spectacular debut, he has made it to the top. At
the top last week, the 2004 vintage of Band Aid spends a second week at the
summit with 'Do They Know It's Christmas'.
" There
is a way to stop the rot"
Lynda
field
Subscriber's Section:
I felt it would be good to show the reply I sent to the guy mentioned above who had such a good result with 'Bandit':
Hi Dec,
I joined Bandit 2 years ago and send material co-written with the kids to publishers.One of these contacts has turned up trumps in the form of B*** Records who wish to use a track I sent (co-written with a 16 year old female) on an album and as a single release for a new artist they have, and a contract will be forthcoming. Are there things I need to do immediately eg get in touch with PRS, join MCPS tomorrow, join the MU, hide in cupboard? Any advice would be very welcome.All the best,M** A*****
Answer:
DEC
[Cluskey]
dec@makehits.co.uk
lynda field
Regards
Dec
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