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[-The views of any contributor to 'One Minute with Dec' are not necessarily the views of Dec Cluskey-]  

 

"First you have to do." - Epictetus 

 

MENU:  
 
Emelle [Sugababes] says thank-you
 
Just like all proper Stars and proper future Stars Emelle returned to my Son Oliver's bar in Aldershot to say hello and thank you.  You will remember last week that I told you of Emelle's jump to immediate stardom...being chosen as the new Sugababe.
 
She had just one day off and chose to spend that day on a visit to Oliver.  She is thrown in at the deep end....world wide touring and promotion...Singapore, Australia...you name it.  But that is what genuinely nice stars will do...they will always remember to be nice, to be kind and the be grateful.  Oliver helped her when she needed bar work to tide her over during the tough times and she repaid that by making sure to put herself out, take a trip to Aldershot [The Funky End] and prove that nice people are always nice.  Just like I tell all members of The Serious Writers Guild.
 
Ham and Eggs: A day's  work for a chicken;
A lifetime commitment for a pig.
 
Why have Industry Standard Equipment [Pro-tools and Mac, for instance]
 
Just like the surgeon has to have the right equipment [Industry standard, by the way].  The astronaut has got to have the right equipment [definitely Industry Standard] and the athlete [couldn't survive one race without the best Industry Standard equipment], so the business minded, professional Hit Potential maker has got to understand that he will not make it by buying every fancy 'all singing and all dancing' machine hyped up in the magazines.
 
BUT, he will need to be prepared [when the time comes] to spend carefully on achieving a proper 'Industry Standard' presentation demo and thereafter produce successful 'Industry Standard' records.

 
"To avoid the stresses of debt
think about what you can afford to spend,
long before you think about what you'd like to buy" - Paul Wilson
 
Do you just listen to music?
 

Do you just listen or do you analyse, dissect, examine?

 

So, maybe this is the difference.  The novice can listen to a record and just hear the overall ‘niceness’ -  whereas my mind has delved miles deeper.  I appreciate the work that has gone into getting the vocal to the level it is at.  The novice just thinks the singer walked in and sang it once with no thought for the performance.  Picture a holiday situation: “give us a song Dec, it’s only Karaoke”.  Well, it ain’t just ‘karaoke’ to me.  All that stuff grinds on my ‘critical brain cells’.  I could no more sing at a karaoke bar or at a party than fly to the moon….sad I know, to a lot of guys who like nothing more than singing and showing off, but that is the sacrifice I chose to make when I came into the ‘success’ side of this Business.  

 
 "Make friends with a masseur - or a beauty therapist" - Paul Wilson
 
The visual laugh
 
Not a laugh really ... but this could put you off flying for life!  
 
 http://www.makehits.com/Amazing plane shots.pps
 
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
Success Stories
 
Go to www.makehits.com/testimonials.htm also www.makehits.co.uk/applause.htm for stories that will amaze you and fill you full of hope for YOUR future.]

I just love success stories...check this one out:

"Just a quick e-mail to let you know that Sevan are performing a one off show at the www.UKBands.net National Launch party. The venue is The Cluny (Ouseburn, Newcastle)...

Also performing are Seven Seals, Greenspace, & Caplyn, With a FREE CD from ukbands.net - "A Great chance to meet up with members from the site and see 4 of the best Bands around the Northeast". Starts from 8pm, Sevan onstage 9pm

LOTS happening in 2006 including the opening of 'The Production House' in Newcastle, recording of much anticipated debut album, and touring early in the year. News will be posted on the website www.v7web.com. See you all soon!

All the best,
Sevan and the Team

Good success eh?  [Dec]  

 
"Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques."
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Charts:

USA [my thanks to Charles in the USA for supplying this]

(1) Mariah Carey ... Don't Forget About Us     Island  
 
(2) Chris Brown ... Run It!    Jive 
 
(3) Nelly Featuring Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp ... Grillz   Derrty/Fo' Reel

UK

1) Shayne Ward .... That's My Goal (Sony BMG) 
 
2) Nizlopi .... JCB  (FDM) 

3) Madonna .... Hung Up

Download Chart  [now the most important chart in the UK]

 
1) Shayne Ward .... That's My Goal (Sony BMG) 
 
2) Nizlopi .... JCB  (FDM) 
 
3) Pogues ... Fairytale Of New York (Warner Music)
 
 
 
 "Good  health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die"
 

Subscriber's Section:

  Here is a question about selling gear on Ebay and in Freebie Music mags.

Hi Dec

Is there a good way of selling unwanted studio and gigging gear on Ebay?

S******

 

My Reply:   

S******

 

When you advertise to sell it, isn't it always better to say "boxed". Better still "boxed, with manuals".

 

 

When I buy a new bit of gear I photocopy the most important bits, as I said, and keep those copies close by the 'bit of kit'. Synth patches can be looked up so much quicker than scrolling through the readout. Patches on Reverb units such as Quadraverbs can be looked up so much quicker.

 

Also, of course, you can add little comments to the notes such as "great for slap back on kik" .... "mega stadium reverb/delay....maybe for power chords on guitar". These notes will save so much time .... you only need to audition the effect once, write the note, then you will forever have a picture in your sound-brain of that effect .... saves a bundle of time and frustrated effort! On synths I will make a note like 'Cars'. This will immediately tell me that the basic unaltered tone of the patch will be reminiscent of the Gary Numan hit synth sound as featured in 'Cars'. Pal of mine was involved with that recording .... tells me that Garry walked into the studio .... someone had left an old 'Moog' synth (one of the first ever synthesisers) from the previous session. Gary just put his hands on the keyboard, to see what it sounded like and played the opening anthem of 'Cars'. "What's that?" everybody screamed. "I don't know" said Gary "It just came into my mind". As they always say: "The rest is History" 

 

I have just got to tell you a quick story about Gary, before I forget (get back to music in a minute .... let's have a break). This will give you a heck of an insight into how hit songs come about! Gary, as you will know, had huge success with his 'new' sound, black hair, evil, sinister look. His songs were put together on a wing and a prayer. He had a unique talent for creating songs that were so futuristic.  He would simply sing any mumbled words that came into his head.

 

The story goes that when he had his first hit he actually held a competition among his mega fanbase to see which of them could interpret his 'mumbles' ... and you guessed it ... he used those words as the published ones on the sheet music.  Don't sue me Gary!  I have heard that story from quite a few sources.

 

http://www.numan.co.uk/

Regards

Dec 

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The gags:  

As a teacher, Ms. Jones, was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. “Tell me Patrick what do you do at Christmas time?”, she asked.

Patrick addressed the class, Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our
toys.

Very nice Patrick, she said. Now Jimmy Brown what do you do at Christmas?

Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. W e hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?

Isaac said, Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing 'What a Friend We Have in Jesus." Then we all go to the Bahamas


 

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