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Okay!
How do I answer so many Emails and phone calls in
one day?
I
CHEAT!
Because people ask me
the same question over and over again, I have a
number of standard emails, phone spiels and letters
on my computer, which I reel-out to suit the
occasion. And guess which letter and Email gets
reeled-out so often it's starting to wear a groove
in my hard disc? You've guessed it. The letter which
tells these people exactly how to fulfill ALL of
their desires, AND THEN SOME.
All too good to be
true? A scam? A 'Get Rich Quick Program'?.. Email
me now ... this second ... ask me to help
you....see how quick I reply PERSONALLY ... then
just see how I love to help music guys achieve
exactly what I achieved. Loads of hits, Gold and
Platinums, plus Number Ones. I'm serious ... just
click on the link: dec@makehits.com
to contact me direct. Alternatively you can call the
office (UK 01323.728005) or speak with me personally
- whoops I nearly gave you my personal number....but
that is reserved for Members of 'The Serious Writers
Guild'...YOU get it when you join...then I will talk
to you directly to answer all your queries, all your
worries and problems - and give you all the help you
need for mega music and songwriting success.
Now obviously I'm
teasing you a little here. Why don't I come right
out and reveal all about A WAY (no, THE way) which
will make you lots of money writing and making music, working from
home, in your spare time? Patience, patience, I
promise that I will reveal all in a moment. But
first, ask ME a question: "If this way is
supposed to be so wonderful, why don't you do it
yourself instead of rabbiting on about it?"
Well,
oh cynical one, the answer to that question is this.
I spend every minute
of my working day in operating EXACTLY this way. I
will not touch ANY other business because ALL other
businesses are FEEBLE when compared with my Music
Business ... and I've tried quite a few in my time.
Do you know how much I get from a NUMBER ONE? Do you
know how much fun I get from a NUMBER ONE? This is
the ONLY business worthy of my time or your time,
and this is the ONLY business I recommend to people
who happily pay up to £2,500 a shot for my advice
and words of wisdom.
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The
Boss with his pals, Ali and Robin
[UB40]
plus
our managing director Vicci Esselle.
They
modeled their harmony sound for their hits
on Dec's band.
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Heard
enough, want to apply now?
"as
secure as when you buy in your local shop"
What kind of music business?
I'm talking about your business, the noble art of
making music ... WRITING MUSIC, PERFORMING MUSIC,
COMPOSING, PRODUCING ... WHATEVER ... that's what I
said! I don't mean actually having the knowledge or
the expertise to sit down and write the dots to a
spectacular worldwide No. 1. (ANYONE can write a No.
1, by the way, and I'll tell you how, and how to get
it played and achieve success with it.)
Let me tell you here and now, in this life, there
is NO OTHER BUSINESS WORTH CONSIDERING. Oh, I'm not
saying that you can't make a buck out of selling
garden compost, or running a Kebab take-away shop.
But I AM saying that no other business offers such a
realistic chance of making serious money, and
certainly no other business can be operated so
effortlessly from the comfort of your own studio/
office/ living room/ kitchen/ garden ... even your
car....
The
public voted for Cherry on the Radio 1xtra Homegrown
Cuts show. Click on go
to Cherry's track
Cherry.......... 'Unobtainable (Blue Bass Mix)'
Ras Kwame's show - Sunday 1900-2100 - homegrown@bbc.co.uk
"She
won the vote with the largest number ever! She
was interviewed live by Ros Kwame after the result
was announced and her details and website will be
featured on his site all week. Getting played on
daytime Radio 1.
Thanks again
Dec and God bless. Bob Mewis" [UK]
THE SERIOUS WRITERS business is where you say to
people, "Hello Punter, I'm a bit broke at
the moment, could you see your way to sending me a
$thousand? Thanks awfully. Yours Dec Cluskey"
I don't advise you to actually TRY saying this of
course.
Although, come to think of it, it might be worth
a try ....
Hmmmmmm..........
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The
legendary night - Dec [bottom] jams with
Lonnie Donegan, George Harrison, Brian May,
the daddy of 'em all,
Bert Weedon, Chas Mc Devitt and Dec's
brother Con. One of the last gigs for George
-
Phil Collins introduced the impromtu guitar
band on a very special charity gala night.
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Now, let's talk about my elite and select group,
a group I call 'THE SERIOUS WRITERS GUILD'. I am
only interested in people who consider themselves
serious music makers. The 'heavy duty' programs
within 'The Serious Writers Guild' are not for the
faint hearted, so I have to eliminate the time
wasters and 'tyre kickers'. Let's do that straight
away ... make your mind up now ... are you a serious
music maker? Don't even think about answering
'maybe', you'll only waste my time, and your own
time and money. Do you want to really be a
'star'?
If you think I am simply flogging a boring 'get
rich quick' music scheme ... forget it. You will not
get any glossy, over priced, part work course from
me ... you will, however, sign up for some serious
hard work that will make your dreams come true.
Sounds mysterious? It's supposed to be! You'll
see why, soon.
Heard
enough, want to apply now?
"as
secure as when you buy in your local shop"
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