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Written by Dec Cluskey

This Email first mailed to all Members of 'The Serious Writers Guild' and subscribers to 'One Minute With Dec' on 17.09.02

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"One Minute With Dec"

"My Emails are written in good humour, and should be read with a smile"

    Ok, so I'm mental!

    Just returned from a crazy quick overseas stint.  139 Emails to answer this morning and my 'One Minute'...whehhhhh!  I've never been two days late with 'One Minute With Dec'  -so this is a 'first'.
     
    I always make sure there is something in this 'One Minute' that will make money for you.  It may be in the 'Tip of the Week' or just purely in what I have to say.  As the great book: 'Think and Grow Rich' says:
     
    "In here is the one secret for success, fame and $fortune - you just have to find it...it IS in the book"
     
    Likewise you WILL FIND the secret to success for YOU in my writings.  Mind you, the Members of my 'Serious Writers Guild' at www.makehits.com have got a head start as I give them a complete method and system for certain success.  As I always say:
     
     "It's Easy - it's only hard work!"
     
    I had one of the Members on the phone just before I started writing this.  He said: "I don't really need the money - I just want the success".  He is extremely wealthy from another venture; separate to music.   I told him that that was not a good enough reason.  This is not a 'hobby' business, it's not something to 'play with'.   Success in our Industry is certainly not obtainable by amateurs who think this is just a 'fun' bit of play.  It is a 100% application, 100% persistence, 100% perseverance business....and certainly not for the faint hearted.
     
    For instance, my brother had a major, emergency operation on his leg on last Monday week.  We did a concert on last Saturday and then had two hours sleep at Gatwick - Holiday Inn and flew to Guernsey in the Channel Islands.  Sound check in the afternoon, sleep in the sun for a couple of hours and then did a two hour concert that night.....precisely thirteen days after a major operation?  Do you want and need success that much?  Con doesn't need it financially...not one bit.  But he remembers the times [as I do] sleeping in railway stations on the benches and then getting on a circular underground train to grab a bit of warmth and a bit of shut eye...could you do that?  Oh by the way, surviving on a plate of porridge each day?

    Just in case you think this is just me saying that you need this kind of 'killer attitude',

    listen to what Joanna Spindler, A&R,

    Silver Wave Records has to say: 

    "I like to see what the artist has been able to do on their own.  What radio stations have they gotten play on, what music stores have they consigned to and what press/reviews have they been able to garner on their own?  If the artist does not already have a self produced release, are they playing live and collecting radio/media contacts and fan names for a mailing list?  I want to get the feeling that the artist is working hard on their own to get their music career off the ground."-

    Last week's huge reaction re. foldback/monitor systems for live performance:

     

    Wow...did I set the Email wires alight...great reaction from David Kilpatrick [hear him talk to me on 'One Minute with Dec - the first Annual' interactive CD's at www.makehits.co.uk/annual.htm ]

     

    Dec - a couple of points about your last 'one minute':

    The stage sound set-up described by Ian is more or less what we use for small folk club and theatre (100 seat or less) venues. It works well for solo, duo, trio, percussion free performances. Feedback is a major problem. One solution for the solo artist is earphone monitoring; Pierre Bensusan creates one of the best solo guitar sounds around, and he always uses a headphone monitor. It's a bit restricting and looks naff. In-ear monitoring with one ear insert does not give a stero image of course... and it costs a fortune compared to headphones of comparable quality. Upgrade to wireless operation and it costs even more.

    A neat alternative for low-volume solo gigs is to plug a low-cost computer sound amplification kit into your headphone output from the desk - two little powered speakers. You can even fix them to the mike stand. The volume is low, and the sound so directional, that they don't upset the house mix at all, but provide just enough monitoring level at close range. There is a little mike-stand monitor called 'The Fly' specially made along the same lines, to idea being that each performer has this tiny speaker on the stand, below the zone of the hypercardiode mike and just behind it. I've got a feeling you need a desk with multiple 'group' outputs to use these on a 'one per performer' basis.

    You wonder why producers do not use more stereo effects like Queen, in production mixes. All I can say is 'beware the home cinema revolution'. Yes, you can do a 5:1 mix for Dolby Surround Sound and there is a strong argument that all master studio work today should be undertaken for five-channel surround sound, and not for stereo imaging. However, most recordings below a certain budget are still made initially by mixing the master down to stereo, and most CDs are normal stereo.

    In the listener's home, the DVD amplifier or home cinema surround sound system should of course be switched to MUSIC whenever MTV comes on, or a CD gets put in the player. But it is often not switched to that - it stays on THEATRE with full five-channel simulation. What happens than is that your stereo imaged recording using sweeps and phasing does some even stranger stuff than a normal recording. Even a regular CD can have the drums or a vocal suddenly drop out of the front speakers, and pop up behind the listener. A recording which uses stereo sweeps can flick between simulated surround sound and normal stereo in the middle of a note!

    These home cinema systems, especially the cheap £200-300 ones, are not recommended for serious music listening. But needless to say people use them for this - they will play CDs, and music on TV is important. Hopefully if people buy music DVDs (videos) then full encoding for five-channel is always included, and the sound will never go walkies.

    I suspect that many producers are slightly wary of stereo space effects just because they are aware of the problems 5:1 introduces.

    David  [read David's great guitar article at www.makehits.co.uk/art007.htm ]

    Well, I had to reply:

     

    Hi David....
     
    I am familiar with all the 'solo' monitor speaker stuff...although I've never used them.
     
    My comments, really, were for the big venues and stadiums, as my band plays. It is worrying that so many guys out there just have not the faintest idea about this stuff.
     
    In-ear is the job, really, although I personally hate it...I am always terrified of being in the hands of the 'dick' at the monitor desk...scary!  My ears are too valuable.
     
    5:1 is of course the 'norm' today but my comment is still viable.  The influence of R&B is massive and thus the emphasis is on 'realism' in the stereo mix...hence....no 'tricks'.  I am having fun designing 'tricks' at the moment....and it's working. 
     
    You are very informing re. home DVD and stereo etc.  I bought a 'quad' simulator yonks ago, after I heard our material being played in the Distributor's demo room in S. Africa....it sounded wonderful.  Sadly I haven't looked at that unit for years!  Must get it out and hook it up.
     
    Regards
     
    DEC   dec@makehits.co.uk
     
    "No Esso, Mobil or B.P. - until our fuel is 50p"  Gigging musicians pay 86% tax on fuel going to gigs...is that fair?
     
     

    David had to reply:


    Yes, the old quad sound was great - added a sort of reverb to simulate a read auditorium, without needing any special recording. There are so many variations on 5:1 that it can't be trusted.

     

    My son Richard is a videodisc fanatic and has (apart from a superb home studio with about a dozen vintage 1980s synths) a home cinema with Dolby surround sound and stacks of these superb videodiscs as well as modern DVD. He once A-B'd playing a CD on the videodisc compared to playing it on a commercial modern CD player. It was incredible - the old videodisc player gave a superb sound compared to the modern Technics.

     

    Another videodisc fanatic is John Henshall, who used to be the BBC cameraman on most Top of the
    Pops in the 1960s (you've probably met him on many occasions). More recently he had the contract to shoot Spitting Image via his independent company. Now he is the world's leading digital imaging guru (no
    exaggeration) and he still reckons that the videodisc format was one of the best media ever.

    David

     

    Take a look at David's updated home page which has a lot of odd stuff to interest guitarists, songwriters and project studios: http://www.maxwellplace.demon.co.uk/pandemonium/guitars.html



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    Regards

    Dec

    "Q:   What is the best way for a busy business man to sleep?

    A:   While he is making money!"

    seen in an aircraft in-flight magazine!

     

    Tip of the week:  Never assume that the mega sound system will automatically give you great sound.  It may have been working on a dance gig last night and still set up for that!  [yep.....we played with the D***A 27KWatt sound rig  Sunday night - but I was smart enough to know that tip...now you know it!  Of course, we have our own sound engineer....very important for that mega-gig...but he has to know his stuff.  Big rigs are not easy.

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    "Jimmy received a parrot for Christmas. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary.  Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music...  anything he could think of. Nothing worked.

    He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more  rude.  Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the parrot in the freezer.

    For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, there was absolute quiet.  Jimmy was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, and quickly opened the freezer door.
    The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmy's extended arm and said, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavour to correct my behaviour".

    Jimmy was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the Chicken did?"

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