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Written by Dec Cluskey with a little bit opf help from his friends.

This Email first mailed to all Members of 'The Serious Writers Guild' and subscribers to 'One Minute With Dec' on 15.12.02


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"One Minute With Dec"

"My Emails are written in good humour, and should be read with a smile"

Early this week....off to Aberdeen.....

I have said it before but it is worth repeating.

I am constantly shocked by how 'skint' almost everyone in the music industry is.  In the 'surveys' which pop up when you visit our www.makehits.com site or our www.makehits.co.uk site the question is asked: "What is holding you back from joining The Serious Writers Guild?".

The single most common reason is 'cost'.  And that fascinates me.

Now, there is no one going to tell me that the price of a good cup of coffee a day is too much to ask for the information that will break music guys out of Novice mode and show them how the 'big boys' get their success?  So - what is it that has almost everyone connected with music so broke?

Your story couldn't be as bad as mine!

OK, when I came to the UK from Ireland all those years ago, I became broke very quickly.  I read engineering at Dublin and had just taken my first position with the Chief Engineers Office for the railway company in Ireland.  Great career ahead of me.  But, I saw the music opportunity in the UK and took it.  As all successful guys will tell you, it's a bumpy road at the start, and the period while you are waiting for Royalties to come through, and payment for gigs etc. can be pretty mean.

40 years today, 14th Dec.

It is precisely and exactly 40 years to the day when my first track was released 14 Dec. 1962.  So at this moment, I can look back and tell you that I was freezing - in  the coldest Winter ever recorded in the UK, I was starving, just a tiny bit of porridge each day, but I could taste the success coming.  Because I knew we were doing it right!

My Brother and I stuck it out.  [how come it is always the brothers in a band that 'do it all'....UB40?  Status Quo?  Spandau Ballet, Beach Boys?]  The partner we had, at the time, just pushed off back to Ireland...as he was to do many times, when it got rough.

I can remember sleeping six in a bed to keep warm!  That would be considered kinky today....but when you have six inches thick of ice on the inner walls of a house then you do strange things to keep warm.  We collected orange crates from the rubbish tips of clubs around the West End in London to bring home, break up, and burn...just for a tiny bit of heat.

Skills you learn come in handy

My Engineering education came is useful.  I devised a method for connecting into the landlord's communal electric supply in the hallway, so we could have a little light and one bar of an electric heater.  It is hard to imagine, today, what it was to be shivering and hungry.  BUT......

I knew we were doing it right.  We looked right, the music was right, the analysing of current Hit toons, for years, just had to pay off.  The years of music tuition, the piano playing, the guitar practice, the years of live gigging, from when I was 12 years....we knew it had to pay off.  We just knew what we were doing.

Study great performing talents:

We had spent years standing in the wings [the side of stage] on the various shows we had done...watching, in awe, at those great talents on stage with us.  We didn't spend the time in pubs or clubs boozing, we studied our craft....we copied the way 'The Drifters' bowed, for instance...still do it to this day!  We copied old timers, the way they handled an audience [just the same as Freddie Mercury copied the old timers!].

 

I had a funny chat with Adam Faith last week.....we laughed when I told him that I stood in the wings of The Theatre Royal in Dublin when I was 15....just studying everything he did on stage....I learned from him how important it was to have an innovative, unusual, audience gripping start to an act...so important.

 

Every recording session we did......I was sitting beside the greatest pop guitar players in the world...watching, asking, learning....Jim Sullivan, Judd Procter, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones.  I was standing beside the greatest arrangers in the world...conducting and adjusting their masterpiece arrangements....Reg Guest, Ivor Raymonde, Artie Harris, Art Sneider, Phil Coulter [yes THE Phil Coulter].  When we played The Ed Sullivan Show [I was fifteen!] first, I was there watching and learning all the tricks! 

 

AND IT DID PAY OFF!   BIG TIME!

 

Dec with Nancy Sinatra last week!

So - what do I think when I get a 'private' Email which tells me sad tales?  I have to say that this is a 'private Email' .  So we will keep it private...no names.  But I had to quote it...the sender's name will never be mentioned!  I apologise for the 'language' in advance...but it was a private message only for myself.....

I am breaking a few rules here just to give you an insight into 'life'.  Especially life for a music guy.

 

Good "minute" with you this week Dec....thank you!....trouble is .......what do you do when you hit the skids?

Sure I've been lower than this before.....and picked myself up etc......just this seems bigger.....more real..

in true rock and roll fashion I lost three of my players this week....( sudden forced emigration, death of partner with now a disabled son to look after (so bloody sad, his wife was only 45) ....last but not least, the third member was poached to a better paying band in Glasgow...(fair play).).....all in a fucking week!!!.........trouble is....living in northern Scotland you don't get the quality of players (or the amount) that you have to choose from in the South.....so it will be difficult to form another band...(though I have the energy to, if required)...........but........thinking about it.......I already had the best players around.......before they left............

Just feeling pretty shitty at the moment.........

At 42.......I have to be realistic......

Running a solo band and being the bill payer....is hard work when you have a young family as well.....

is it time to concentrate on selling my songs I wonder....look after myself...whilst just performing on my own in the venues locally (plenty around)......

confused and upset......with stuffing kicked out of me.......

can't afford to record to good demo standard at home.......no money for recording equipment of decent quality.......

how low have you been??

Much Love

****

My Reply:

Hi ****...

 

It breaks my heart to read a mail like yours....

 

But what can be said? You will find that most of the while I am an 'up' person ["you are only as happy as you tell yourself to be"]. But as you can imagine, I have some sh*tty days as well....I've just had three weeks of it where nothing seems to work.

 

Even got an Email from a Member of my Writers Guild today who misinterpreted a reply mail I sent him [he is a huge success]. So even I can't get it right all the time. Hence my new style Email logo. "this Email is written with humour and should be read with a smile...."

 

You may, or may not know that I was one of the guys who [through no fault of my own] became addicted to Valium in the Sixties...that's how low you can get...I met a fantastic pal of a doctor friend who gave me the best advice I ever got:

He told me to look in a mirror every morning and say to myself: "day by day, I feel better and better". Sounds silly, but that advice turned me around and started me on the road to recovery...took a long while....and maybe that is the reason why I try to be up all the time, and try to encourage any guys that will listen to enjoy their craft, enjoy their music, and enjoy their lives!

 

I am a great believer that everything happens 'as it should'....to quote the brilliant piece; 'Desiderata'.  And there is a reason for everything [I'm not religious, by the way] so, no matter how 'down' you feel now, you will get back up and even get more successful - and who knows....with a tiny bit of good luck PLUS an awful lot of hard work....it can happen.

 

It's that time of year again:

 

So maybe we are at the time of year when you say: "this is it, I have had it with my non-success."

 

You can say: "I've tried doing it my way for far too long, where has it got me?"

 

You can say: "maybe it's time to make plans, make goals, get a learning scheme in place, study how I can achieve my dreams....get a good work pattern in place, get that live band going, get the gigs, get a songwriting method in place, study the charts - as I should.  Maybe I should stop writing vanity songs, just to please myself, and write to please the public, make a shedload of money and please my family"

 

Yep, it's that time of year.  The brink of a new year...a new life? Time for change, time for getting rid of the old you....make way for the new!

 

You can either depress yourself further, or wipe the slate clean, start afresh and look forward to a brilliant career....easy choice?  I would say it is.  I've tried both....being poor and unsuccessful then being rich AND successful....can you guess which one I prefer?

 

You could start by simply sending me an Email asking how I can help you....how about that for a start?  Is that an offer you can refuse?

 

 

"All things are difficult before they are easy."
Thomas Fuller

Regards

Dec 

""If you teach it, you  better be able to do it yourself"
mike krzyzewski

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Tip of the Week: " Whenever you use a Digitech Vocalist or a similar 'harmony machine' make sure you hang up a huge notice within your song saying: "here comes the Digitech Vocalist bit"  Otherwise - the results will be judged to be totally amateur....trust me!"

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You couldn't make it up!

The UK's lunatic Government strikes at the music industry again:

"Another pub landlord was threatened with court action when patrons were seen to be 'tapping their feet' to, and therefore being 'entertained' by, unauthorised music.  The new Licensing Bill provides even more opportunities for jobsworth interference in harmless activities.

No other country imposes such restrictions on artistic activities and a leading legal authority has determined that this legislation is incompatible with Article 10 of the European Convention on Human Rights relating to freedom of expression."

[Please lobby your local MP re. the forthcoming draconian Licensing Bill planned which will affect YOU]

"Is there something that the established names and 'Big Boys (and Girls) can do to raise the public awareness?

Sorry to bother you, but the proposed law would wipe out about half of my work, and further harm what is left of our traditional music.

Best wishes

Paul Hurst"

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 Gag of the Week [don't know where they get them but they keep rolling in!]:

"A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The
manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and
said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the
broom - I'll show you how."

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