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Written by Dec Cluskey
This Email first mailed to all Members of 'The Serious Writers Guild' and subscribers to 'One Minute With Dec' on 11.11.02
"My Emails are written in good humour, and should be read with a smile"
This last week we saw the passing of a truly great 'legend' the man who 'invented' skiffle and was the pre-cursor of Rock and Roll. You could almost say he was one of the founding fathers of modern day 'Pop'.
Lonnie Donegan was a career long pal of mine....
I first saw and met Lonnie when I was 11 years old. An influential agent in Dublin, Ireland, Percy Holmshaw, was partially paralysed and I used to accompany Percy and his wife to the UK for weeks at the major entertainment resorts. I was a kind of 'runner' for Percy, who was well respected in the 'Business'. I was one lucky boy, it gave me an insight into Show Business that was without price...what I learned with him was without price...what I saw on those jaunts was without price. On one of these trips to Blackpool we saw Lonnie. At Number One in the charts with his 'My Old Man's a Dustman', he had just proved that a silly song sung with a 'twinkle in your eye' and a toe tapping beat could be as strong a chart contender as a Presley song.
Of course Lonnie's stage performance was the best!
That was the first time I ever saw a guy throw off his mega expensive guitar at the end of a song and throw it the full length of the stage to his lead guitar player who caught it and plonked it in the guitar stand beside him....what a trick...how many did he drop before the trick was perfected? How many radio mics. has Robbie dropped doing his mic. twirling routine? Lonnie proved that a great stage show could sell records....does yours?
During our many long Summer Seasons at holiday resorts where we were at differing theatres we would all meet for golf! It got us up in the mornings. Justin Heywood reminded me, recently, that he was with him in Great Yarmouth....Lonnie's drummer, Pete Appleby would insist on tying his dog to his golf trolley as we played 18 holes....crazy guy!
Lonnie developed heart problems
When Lonnie developed heart problems, he slowed down a lot and we still bumped into him at very private 'do's' thrown by our mutual friend Ross Taylor, my band's stage and TV producer and choreographer at the time. In fact at cast parties [Yul Bryner's King and I, Petula Clark's Sound of Music] Lonnie, myself and ...hold your breath, Fiona Richmond, the soft porn Queen, were the only 'outsiders'. I have the most wonderful stories about those parties.
When he had to cut down on his performances, all his pals, Elton John, Leo Sayer, Brian May, Eric Clapton, Rick Wakeman, all rallied around and recorded a phenomenal album with him...if you ever come across it BUY IT! It is tasty. He had a number One from it ...'One for my Baby, One more for the Road'
He moved to Spain and we used to catch up on the stories over a game of golf...like the time his lead guitar player 'stole' my guitar amp. from back stage at the Opera House in Blackpool...Hmmmmmm! He played me his latest music....and proved to me, without doubt, that live musicians mostly cannot keep time! We argued a lot about that. Lonnie was terrified of working with computer generated music.
Lonnie and The Grand Order of Water Rats
He was a keen member of The Grand Order of Water Rats and was scheduled for the up coming benefit album we are releasing....lots of huge names....
Now the amazing 'co-incidence'...or Celestine happening as we say nowadays.
Last Monday Gordon Giltrap, who is the brains behind the album, called me, maybe four times to discuss how we get Lonnie's contribution...Lonnie has never been good at organising himself! Oh, while I think about it, Martin Guitars have just released a limited edition 'Lonnie Donegan' acoustic guitar with the fingerboard markings in mother of pearl - in the shape of 'rats'....good eh? We have one to auction at The water Rats Ball at Grosvenor House on 24th November. Signed by Lonnie...collector's item?
There followed a flurry of Emails to and fro where we formulated a plan.
Hi Dec,
Believe it or not I'm getting VERY close to getting all the tracks together. I'm waiting on your good self and a possible response from Lonnie and then it's pretty much (subject to my time) all systems go!!
I look forward to receiving your track when your ready my dear and valued pal.
Love,
Gordon and Hilary.I replied:
Gordon
Just a thought....
Con reminded me that Lonnie has not recorded for yonks....so that may be the reason for his reluctance to let you have something for the album.
I can put a backtrack together of a track he suggests [he may even write one or has one written ready to go] ...then he can put his lead voice on plus guitar [if he chooses]. You can also get involved. We can then post-produce it, I have excellent back vocals available and between us end up with a stunning track. Give him the track on the understanding that you can use it for the album.
It can all be done at Stanton Prior.
Regards
Dec,Gordon replied:This is a GREAT idea, in YOUR capable hands it will sound wonderful.
Thanks pal, I'm proud to call you my friend.
Warmest of RegardsGordon
The very next phone call was to say that my dear friend, Lonnie, was dead.....co-incidence? Were all those thoughts all flying about the ether as the dreadful events of his departure from this 'great experience' were happening? The more I experience phenomenon like that the more I feel that our super, million gigabyte brains are all sending out broadcast signals, as we have thoughts. I am not in any way religious [I envy those who are, by the way] but I do feel that there is a 'force' which we are all generating!
"Wise People Learn From The Mistakes of Others-"
George Collins
Producers...what do they actually do?
Tim Fister wrote in message ..."Does the producer's ears rule on the choice for issue?"
Grasping the opportunity to discuss 'producers' I jotted a few notes:
The quick 'real' answer is that the Producer is invariably the guy who makes the HIT of the raw ingredients.
It is almost the top and bottom of the hit making process...the hiring of the producer. I am inundated with demos where there is no producer present at the recordings. And they all sound 'the same'. Self produced, vanity cr*p. Sorry to be so blunt...but you know you get the truth from me...I don't believe in patronising.
They usually have had three days spent on recording the band/programming and five and a half minutes spent on the vocals.....
I advise my Members: "under no circumstances go near a studio without the best producer you can afford"...if you can't afford one.....wait till you can.
There are many phrases which come to mind in this respect: "you can't be on two sides of the glass at the same time"...."listen to 'The Troggs' famous out-takes" which should send a shudder up any artist's spine who is contemplating 'self production' ..."how can the engineer produce your vocals when all he can see is the size of your check-book?" "self production is merely contributing to the studio owner's Mercedes fund"....I could go on forever.
It is a fact of life that you can count on one hand the number of First Hits that have been self produced. And I have been involved in many an argument with self opinionated, 'up their own b*ms' artists who want to see their names all over the CD as writer, arranger, keyboard player, programmer, producer, mixer, tea maker, studio sweeper, wallpaperer....etc. etc.....
A project which fell out of bed
In fact I recently finished a project which fell out of bed on this whole point...the artist could not hack the fact that his name wasn't on the product as producer.....and couldn't understand why not. I lost three years of my life on that project and never knew the guy was so egotistical....where is he now?
Who is a 'producer'?
A producer is the one who finds the good bits of the vocal and enlarges them...finds the best in an artist, be he a vocalist, keyboardist, guitarist....a producer is the most knowledgeable guy in the studio...a producer is a guy who has had HITS....a producer is a guy with the guts to clear out the rubbish from a cluttered track and create a clean cut masterpiece...a producer is a guy who will insist on the singer taking the key down two tones (and be right)....a producer is a guy with the guts to sack the jazzy guitar player that everyone loves....a producer is a guy with the guts to tell the songwriter to cut the number of words by 75%...he is also the guy who recognises the hookyness of that one line and designs a way of repeating it to death.....he is the one who will push for perfection when all the band want is to screw the new back singer and get p*ssed.
In my time I have been astonishingly lucky to work with the best.
American, Australian...British, Canadian, Italian, French, German.....
A producer is Mutt Langa [is that the right spelling?], Dr Dre, Max Martin, R Kelly, Dec Clus....whoops....I nearly said it!
Yep, the producer is 'THE MAN!' Disregard that advice at your peril...find a great one and put yourself completely in his hands...you will be astonished. He needn't necessarily be a musical genius [although it helps]. Some of the greatest couldn't read one note of music...but poured exceptional champagne [Norman Newell?].
Wouldn't know a fader from a reverb unit
Some wouldn't know a fader from a reverb unit but could spot a hit at two hundred paces [Dick Rowe? Boss of Decca, who turned down The Beatles]...while others could replace every vocal on a band track on their own without the band even knowing that their voices had been wiped [Ivor Raymonde, Colin Frechtor]....Some could write a score in Indian ink pen and would take a week just to actually write it [Art Sneider] while others could scribble a score in rough pencil and rely on the copyist to make sense of it [Artie Harris].....the one thing they could all do was produce a Number one at the drop of a hat - so long as they had the raw ingredients.
Is that controversial enough?
A producer makes Hits....songwriters, composers, performers make music.
What a night I'll have tonight:
Off now to Clacton on the East coast of the UK....huge function which I am organising as a benefit for The Water Rats....a Celeb. guest list to die for! The show will be something else....All my friends have helped so much to make this an unbelievable night....
Regards
Dec
"Winning isn't everything. It is the
only thing."
[robert byrne]
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Tip of the Week:
Always give your full name and country you are sending from when you Email anyone. It is frustrating from the receivers point of view trying to figure out 'do I know this guy?' 'does he speak my kind of English?' does he use Dollars, Euros, UKpounds?
And NEVER use nicknames and fun 'Newsgroup' names. They are fun to you, but a nightmare for the receiver, trying to figure out who the h*ck you are.
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Gag of the Week [don't know where they get them but they keep rolling in!]:
"An
elderly man and his wife showed up at a doctors office for an appointment
for
the old man.
Once in the office, the doctor tells the old man he needs a
urine sample, as
stool sample, and a sperm sample.
Now the old man,
being hard of hearing asks his wife,"What, what did he
say?"
At which
time his wife yells in his ear, "He wants to see your
underwear".
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Member's Book Suggestions:
"The Secret of Shambala"
by James Redfield ISBN: 0-553-50638-2
[suggested by Dec....nothing to do with music....just a great holiday read...sets you thinking!]
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"The Bridge Across Forever by Richard Bach" (Pan)
"The Way of the Peaceful Warrior by Dan Millman" (H J Kramer Inc).
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